Monthly Archives: March 2005

Ode to a Troll

Note: The following was written in response to a troll who spammed Mike Malloy’s board with right-wing garbage under several aliases. When I challenged him on his stupidities, he soon dropped the guff about wanting to “debate” in a “civil” … Continue reading

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Out ’em if you got ’em

The blog at Democrats.com has some powerful info on closeted, homophobic gay Republicans (that’s spelled H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S, for the hard of comprehension among you.) Now, ordinarily I’d plunk down on the side of privacy rights for gays because it’s hazardous to … Continue reading

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Irony at the endgame

Is anyone besides me struck by the layers of irony inherent in all this? They are arguing about whether it’s ethical to remove a feeding tube from a woman who is no longer able to feed herself. A woman who … Continue reading

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Frogmarch! Perpwalk! Orange coveralls!

Bernie Ebbers has been convicted on ALL CHARGES. Woot! Now, all we need to see is him cuffed and stuffed. Going up to the Big House for 85 years. Preferably to share a cell with a big biker-type named Butch. … Continue reading

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Want to read some poetry?

No, it’s not mine. But it’s quite clever, and I like it…BTW, if you want to read MY poems (among many others) on Swans, click here.

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Just what every girl needs

It won’t keep you from getting pregnant, or from landing in a loveless marriage because of it…but an Iron Hymen still makes a great conversation piece.Oh, and SEX is for FAGS!!!

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If you’re a Bush supporter…

You’re an asshole.Did you know that?

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The end is near. For some, it’s here…

Funny how they all look so normal, even when they’re bat-shit crazy. From the New York Times: Terry Ratzmann, 44, left no suicide note and gave no explanation for the killings during Saturday’s weekly meeting at a suburban Milwaukee hotel. … Continue reading

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A 12-step program for ex-conservatives

Adapted from material originally posted on Mike Malloy’s board… It’s time to stop enabling Daddy, and send the kids to Alateen. Or in this case, AlaBush.What is AlaBush? A self-help group for recovering conservatives. Here’s a little ad blurb for … Continue reading

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From the “Well, DUH!” files

The Register notes that outsourcing to overseas is NOT all that and a bag of chips: Although researchers from Gartner predict the market for outsourcing will grow from $8.4bn in 2004 to $12.2bn in 2007 they say 80 per cent … Continue reading

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