Monthly Archives: May 2005
We have SEXY.Yes, Lauren Bacall is a proud, loud, articulate liberal. And Larry King is, by the looks of things, totally bowled over. Eat shit, Ann Coulter!
Army recruiting has become increasingly desperate lately. Just take a listen to this. By the way, this sort of “marketing technique” is highly illegal.
Oh, lordy, we have a couple more kinky doozers surfacing on the right. Larry Flynt has uncovered some dirt on John Bolton that would make the Marquis de Sade blanch with horror–or envy. Then there’s this winner in Pennsylvania, a … Continue reading
First it was Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum. Then it was Bill “Cat Killer” Frist. Then it was James “Spare the rod, spoil the wiener-doggie” Dobson. And then Pickles let it slip that Dubya had been masturbating stallions. Just when … Continue reading
Ain’t it lovely? Afghanistan’s peace and reconciliation committee has offered old Taliban thugs an amnesty.Meanwhile, I hesitantly point out that this kindly gesture kinda clashes with Cofer Black’s the-gloves-are-off barking about how he wants all their heads on pikes.Um, make … Continue reading
…what’s the difference?Just ask the attorney who prosecuted Jennifer Wilbanks for shoplifting a few years ago. She’s now representing her in court on her public-mischief charge.I don’t know what’s funnier, the small-worldism or the fact that the pop-eyed bride (and … Continue reading