Just the thing for the oppos in Venezuela and Bolivia who have trouble accepting the will of the uppity peasants. Hooray!It is made from the extract of a plant grown on the island of Borneo, and mixed with opium from liberated Afghanistan and a tiny dose of supermarijuana from various domestic plantations in the states of Ohio and Arkansas.Side effects include slight dizziness, pains in the neck, excessive intestinal gas, post-coital hallucinations, talkativeness, uncontrolled laughter, nightmares, urinary inhibition, heart palpitations, pain in the left arm, oppression of the chest, pre-infarct, post-infarct and rigor mortis.
Jose Vicente Rangel’s column in Ultimas Noticias today says that a scandal is soon about to explode concerning a TV station receiving money from narcos. Now which TV station could that be?
Oh, surely NOT the one with the bad reporting, the obvious assassination calls, and the “ZOMG something’s happening!!!111eleventy-one!!!” drama-music.
Surely not!