Stupid Sex Tricks: Do you get your birth control info from FUX Snooze?

If so, they just put something out there that’ll have all those pudgy caffeine freaks guzzling themselves into diabetic oblivion:

No, it’s not the part about the swine flu or the vitamins. It’s the sodie-pop! Guys are killing their sperm counts with it…allegedly.

Yep, this is right up there with the old urban legend about douching with Coke.

Tune in next week, when the FUX Snoozers definitively link aspartame with Gulf War Syndrome. Or maybe not.