Stupid (Anti-)Sex Tricks: Hillary Clinton, too hot to print?

Look closely…do you see anything missing here?

No? Perhaps this will help, then:

And if that still doesn’t make sense to you, here’s the original:

Yes, that’s right — Hillary Clinton and the lone other woman in the Situation Room who watched video of the raid that ended in the death of Osama bin Laden, Audrey Tomason, were just too hot for an ultra-Orthodox Jewish newspaper called Di Tzeitung to handle, simply by virtue of being female (because all women equal S-E-X, don’tcha know). So they photoshopped those two red-hot mamas out. Because women standing there looking grim, or sitting there with a hand in front of their mouths after a cough, are just too damn sexy to be kosher, at least in some men’s eyes.

What’s truly funny, though, is that this kind of thing violates the Jewish law against deceit. And that’s definitely not kosher.

PS: Nice non-apology apology you got there, bubbeleh.

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4 Responses to Stupid (Anti-)Sex Tricks: Hillary Clinton, too hot to print?

  1. croghan27 says:

    Had this been a Muslim paper no doubt it would have made at least passing mention in the major media.

    • Sabina Becker says:

      Oh, no doubt about it. They’d have made a lot of noise about it spelling the Death of Western Civilization As We Know It, or some such.

  2. Ben Gruagach says:

    I have a simple solution for those men who are offended by the mere sight of a woman:

    POKE OUT YOUR EYES.

    There — problem solved!

    (Somehow I doubt that any of those men will take responsibility and follow this simple advice. Because it’s more about keeping women under control than it is about being offended by the mere sight of a woman.)

    • Sabina Becker says:

      Yep…even the evil, evil Arabs don’t make such a concerted effort to totally disappear their women from public view. This Hasidic paper (like its Israeli counterparts) won’t even print the first names of female politicians, including Israel’s most powerful woman, Tzipi Livni. Seems that the femininity of a name is just too much for their hormones to handle. One wonders how these guys manage to marry and reproduce at all. I imagine they do so only with the greatest of difficulty.

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