This ad: Not so hot.
Come on, people, Honey Boo Boo is not a natural disaster. Whatever’s wrong with her is a product of the environment she was raised in. And the sick, creepy, crazy world of child beauty pageants. Ain’t nothin’ natural in there.
But if you must use children as an ad for condoms, this one’s hard to beat:
Oh yeah: I guess I should warn you to crank your speakers WAY DOWN.
Fear doesn't travel well; just as it can warp judgment, its absence can diminish memory's truth. What terrifies one generation is likely to bring only a puzzled smile to the next. --Arthur Miller, "Why I Wrote 'The Crucible'", The New Yorker, October 21, 1996
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Suck it, haters. Feminism rocks!
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