“They caught me!”
Well, well, well, well, well. Who have we here? Why, it’s our old friend MariCori! You may recall how, the other day, she was wearing a whiplash collar and complaining of no fewer than four nasal fractures, allegedly sustained at the hands of some Chavista rabble. And how she travelled to Colombia a short time later, to kvetch to the usual fascist sympathizers (and, no doubt, collect a huge cash infusion from the usual gringo bagmen.)
Well, somehow, on the way to Bogotá, MariCori experienced what can only be called a miracle cure:
As is well known by the right-wing press and the putschist channel Globovisión, parliamentary deputy María Corina Machado was the target of a supposed aggression. Strangely, no one knows who dealt her the particular blow that caused four fractures to her nasal bones, and in spite of the “seriousness” of the injury, she didn’t have even a little black eye, as one normally would in such a case.
A few hours after the “incident”, the deputy flew to the capital of Colombia. But in mid-flight, an amateur photographer, one of those who abound everywhere thanks to cellphones, captured the moment of a “miraculous recovery”, which has rarely been seen documented photographically: María Corina freed herself of the “therapeutic collar”, and her little nose was as straight and white as ever.
Even so, the parliamentarian took advantage of the occasion to indulge in some cosmetic surgery which she had already put off for several years, due to her “hard work” as opponent of the Bolivarian government.
Translation mine.
Gee, maybe I should ask MariCori what saints she prays to. It’s obvious that she has much more of a direct line to God than the rest of us mere mortals. (Or at least, to Washington…)
Meanwhile, MariCori’s co-religionist, Julio Borges, got enough of a black eye for both of them:
“I demand a recount of the beatings!”
PS: Here is what MariCori would look like with an actual broken nose (and corrective surgery):
As you can see above (and in last week’s entry), she looks nowhere near as bad as that.
I guess I’ll just have to pray harder. Those rabbiblancos have so damn much money that they stole from the campesinos that they can spend more time praying for quack, quack recoveries. She should go on Patwa’s show and demonstrate how the miracle of prayer saved her little narrow white now and face bones and healed her so fast. Bitch!
I don’t think MariCori was ever actually hit. Nobody saw a blow land…not even the cameras for the national assembly’s own TV channel, which caught the entire brawl. It’s pretty obvious she was just making shit up. As usual.