Monthly Archives: March 2017

Sam Bee takes on Sebaaaaaastian Goooooooorka

Because I’m too tired to write much, please enjoy some comedy at the expense of a pompous idiot with a bad face merkin. Or, as Sam puts it: “a cruise-ship magician’s facial hair”.

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Who the hell is Stephen Fucking Bannon?

26 minutes of your time, folks. That’s all Abby Martin needs to lay out the facts. If your hair’s not turning white by the end of it, you weren’t paying attention. (Either that, or you must already be white-haired…or bald.) … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: FUX Snooze finally gets an accurate chyron

Finally, FUX Snooze accidentally lets slip just how useless and worthless their crap is. Makes sense really, since it panders to a literally dying demographic, namely cranky old white men who like to gawk at leggy young blondes. But in … Continue reading

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And now, a little something from Bolivia.

Yes, that’s right. Bolivia has crossing guards dressed as zebras (for the black-and-white striped crosswalks on the pavement, also called “zebras”, which all the drivers ignored, until now.) It’s a win-win-win solution for three problems: horrendous traffic, unemployment, and troubled … Continue reading

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Music for a Sunday: Chuck Berry, sadly missed

Yesterday, Chuck Berry died at age 90. That’s a long time for anybody to stick around, never mind a rock star. But he was the original one, with on-stage dancing (his famous “duck walk”, and that crazy skippity-hop thing) that … Continue reading

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Quotable: Don Freeman on anarchy vs. capitalism

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Wankers of the Week: My spycrowave knows all your secrets!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy St. Patrick’s Day to all the Irish folks out there. Special shout-out to one of them whom the Irish are reluctant to claim, Kellyanne Fucking Conway, who as usual supplied all the (inadvertent) … Continue reading

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Sebastian Gorka, super senius…

Hey! Remember Drumpf’s so-called terrorism expert, Sebaaaaaaastian Goooooorka, Super Genius? Well, it looks like he’s had a little run-in with a speeding train called Reality: Sebastian Gorka, President Trump’s top counter-terrorism adviser, is a formal member of a Hungarian far-right … Continue reading

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West Virginia feels the Bern

Holy frack. You have GOT to see this town-hall meeting Bernie Sanders attended in McDowell County, West Virginia: McDowell has the distinction of being the setting of Homer Hickam’s memoir, Rocket Boys (and the movie based on it, October Sky). … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Forget spycrowaves. How about spybrators?

Relax, your nuker isn’t spying on you. But if you bought this internet-capable sex toy, guess what? You’re about to have your privacy invaded on a whole new level: Two anonymous women who alleged an Ottawa sex toy company was … Continue reading

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