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Music for a Sunday: What I wanna know, man…

…why oh why is it suddenly winter for realz when we’re just on the cusp of spring? Bonus! There’s also a German version: And in case you hadn’t guessed, we’re due for a major snowdumper tomorrow through Tuesday here in … Continue reading

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Why the “free speech” excuse is bullshit

I hate Illinois Nazis. Especially when Canadians try to mimic their tactics. So, lately, there’s been a whole lot of bullshit flying around up here. A bunch of covert Nazis got together in Toronto and other cities to protest M-103, … Continue reading

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The “rapefugee” myth just died.

“This is how the sex mob rages in our cities!” O RLY? Somebody’s pants are smoking here. Get the fire extinguisher! Via the UK Independent, a shocking new development in the case of the alleged mass sexual assaults of this … Continue reading

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Thanks a lot, Trudizzle.

Can you believe this guy? Get a load of our Dear Prime Minister’s lame excuse-making flawless reasoning for deciding to keep the old first-past-the-post system so many of us are disgruntled with… Trudeau never liked proportional representation. While these types … Continue reading

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Music for a Sunday: This one’s for Drumpf…

…and I think you’ll agree it’s fitting, given all the lunacy that’s literally flying around over Gringolocolandia: It’s called “Maschine Brennt”, that is, “The Plane’s On Fire”. Here are the lyrics: If it weren’t so bad, so incredibly sad, you … Continue reading

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Dear Neil Macdonald: Nobody needs your stinkin’ advice.

Yes, this IS snark. And no, I’m not gonna stop it, no matter who hectors me. And yes, Neil Macdonald, this includes YOU. I mean, what the fuck kind of “advice” is THIS condescension, anyway? But with all due respect … Continue reading

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White guy defends other white guy against evil natives. Film at 11!

Meet Konrad Yakabuski. Konrad has an awful beef against all the pesky non-white people ganging up on white people who claim non-white ancestry and make big bank and get critical acclaim by writing books about non-white people, from the viewpoint … Continue reading

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Who hacked the US elections…really?

Your attention please, everyone. I have just received some pictures of the real hackers of the US elections. Here’s one of them: Gee, he sure looks Russian to me! And here are three more: I could swear I saw these … Continue reading

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The terrorists have won.

In Ankara, Turkey. Twice. In Berlin, Germany. In Washington, DC, USA. And oh yeah: In Naples, Italy, THIS happened. Brace yourselves, kiddies, the new year is looking shitty already, and we’re not even there yet.

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Colombian currency mafias in Venezuela: How they operate

A Colombian currency smuggler arrested by Venezuelan federal police. Stacks of 100-bolivar notes can be seen on the truck bed behind him. Further to my earlier piece today, here’s a little information on what the Venezuelan government is tackling with … Continue reading

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