Category Archives: Cool Beans

Quotable: Bernie Sanders on Canadian healthcare

Bernie shows off just how much he knows about history and medicare…and how much the US has forgotten in its “MAGA” decline. Shame on Donnie and his minions.

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Q. How do you salute the man who shits on your country?

A: By wiping your ass on him. Literally. No, really! Yes, this is a real product. And where will it be sold? Why, in Mexico…where else? He went from anger to creativity. Antonio Battaglia, a lawyer from Guanajuato, will be … Continue reading

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Music for a Sunday: SCIENCE!

In light of yesterday’s massive marches against Drumpf (and for science), I hereby present: “Good heavens, Ms. Sakamoto” — no, wait, she’s not there. But Buzz Aldrin is!

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Austrian “feminazis” get real Nazis in a tizzy

Members of the satirical feminist Hysteria Fellowship crash the right-wing Academic Ball. Photo: Vice. Something wicked is afoot in Wien…something wickedly funny, that is. And it’s got a lot of really nasty men all hot and bothered — or helpless … Continue reading

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Sam Bee takes on Sebaaaaaastian Goooooooorka

Because I’m too tired to write much, please enjoy some comedy at the expense of a pompous idiot with a bad face merkin. Or, as Sam puts it: “a cruise-ship magician’s facial hair”.

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And now, a little something from Bolivia.

Yes, that’s right. Bolivia has crossing guards dressed as zebras (for the black-and-white striped crosswalks on the pavement, also called “zebras”, which all the drivers ignored, until now.) It’s a win-win-win solution for three problems: horrendous traffic, unemployment, and troubled … Continue reading

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A valentine for my loyal readers…

Will you be my partners in revolution?

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Apropos of nothing else…

…happy Halloween! And a blessed Samhain to all.

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Appy polly loogies…

…and no, that’s not a typo, not even in Nadsat. It’s LOOGIES, as in things you hork and spit. Your Humble One has come down with a flip horrorshow bastard of a cold, and will not be blogging much in … Continue reading

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So there’s this YouTube channel you need to subscribe to…

…and by “need”, I mean come on, aren’t you dying for a good laugh at the expense of hateful idiots? I know I am, which is why, when this came up in my YouTube feed today, I had to click: … Continue reading

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