Category Archives: Fetus Fetishists

The perfect holiday gift for conservatives’ little sex-punishments

Hey, white fundies! What’s the perfect gift for those kids you didn’t WANT to have, but were taught by some brimstone-belching preacher that you owed to your imaginary god and your equally imaginary race as expiation for your imaginary sins? … Continue reading

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Just Alex Jones, gettin’ froggy wit’ it.

Welp, looks like all those gay-frog chemicals in the water have finally worked. Unfortunately, Alex still isn’t talking about the REAL toxins in the water — namely lead in Flint, Michigan (and in his supplements). Also, I notice he’s not … Continue reading

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How Donnie emboldened (and still emboldens) white terrorists

David Pakman (looking as downcast as I’ve ever seen him, and no wonder) discusses the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. 11 people (one of them a hero doctor from the early days of the AIDS epidemic) are dead, and a whole city … Continue reading

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Why anti-choicers deserve no respect (and no new abortion laws)

…and certainly NO sympathetic supreme-court judges. Much less ones now infamous for their beer consumption and their inability to keep their shit in. In a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen, here is everything that’s wrong with the so-called “pro-life movement”, all … Continue reading

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How sad and stupid are conservative women?

Really fucking sad and stupid. THIS fucking sad and stupid: But then again, this is the kind of ass-sucking sycophant who would vote for Donnie even though he’s clearly on tape as saying he just grabs ’em by the pussy. … Continue reading

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Diaper Don’s full intellect comes out…

…with Erick Erickson baying in full cry, right behind it: What are these guys, all of 7 years old? Erickson thinks fetuses are “babies” (nope, not before they’re born), and Diaper Don thinks a teenage rape attempt (which is, in … Continue reading

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Old hash dealer sets up snitch site for prudish parents

Shades of Mike Fucking Harris’s welfare fraud hotline…and the HarpoCons’ Barbaric Cultural Practices snitchline, eh? Yeah, Dougie thought all that fuckin’ bullshit was a fantastic idea, so now he plans to introduce something similar…for outing teachers who dare to keep … Continue reading

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Todd Starnes, hypocritical turdpile

Oh, you think I’m exaggerating? Listen to this and see for yourself: Yeah, that’s right…the sack of shit behind the FUX Snooze radio desk actually said that. Meanwhile, by way of contrast, here’s what he said about a much less … Continue reading

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Want a good husband? Don’t marry a conservative. (Redux)

Further to yesterday’s post, here’s a little nugget that came up in my YouTube recommendations this morning: Yeah, how about that Eric Fucking Greitens, eh? Kidnapping, sexual assault, privacy invasion, blackmail…about all he hasn’t done is knock over a liquor … Continue reading

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Want a good husband? Don’t marry a conservative.

Farron Cousins has the data, which may or may not surprise you, depending: Yeah, what a shocker, eh? Guys who moralize the loudest tend to have the most to hide in terms of immorality and hypocrisy. The more they preach … Continue reading

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