Category Archives: Headline Howlers

“El Colombia” is captured!

A photo of “El Colombia”, real name Leiva Padilla Mendoza, is shown on Venezuelan state channel VTV. A little BIG good news, and a major break in the Robert Serra assassination. Caracol reports that the chief paramilitary suspect has been … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: The blame in Spain falls mainly on the…Egyptians?

Spanish crap-media outlet ABC.es has failed again in its efforts to smear Bolivarianism. This time, their Venezuela “correspondent” (read: HACK) has tried to pass off a rather famous picture of an Egyptian woman being abused by soldiers in Cairo as … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: It’s always opposite day at The Economist

Ugh, how disgraceful. Don’t you people hire fact-checkers anymore? It’s not like you don’t have the cash…although at this rate, you may soon lose so much readership that you end up in serious financial trouble. Here, let me fix that … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: Way to flatter a little old lady!

Leave it to the Daily Mail to fawn on a celebrity and tear her down at the same time. Everyone knows a woman can’t have 40 and radiant in the same sentence without a but in between. Not even if … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: Bet the New York Daily News didn’t see this coming…

This was attached to the NYDN’s story about the journalists who came to grief in Libya today: Here was the poll question: I guess this result isn’t what they had in mind.

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Atlas Sucked: A review of a review

Yesterday, this movie review crossed my sights. At least, that’s what I think it’s trying to be, although it comes across as…well, see for yourself: Who is John Galt? He’s the Han Solo of the most important movie flop of … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: Holy shit

The second coming has come…and surprise, he’s a mere mortal after all!

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Stupid Sex Tricks/Headline Howler: Gee, that’s an OLD rentboy!

Actually, that nasty old man on Mrs. Betty Bowers’ Facebook page is none other than Luis Posada Carriles, alias the CubanaBomber…the worst terrorist in Cuban history, and a dark chapter for Venezuela as well, since he was once a leading … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: Look what happens when you lay off newspaper staff…

You get PENIS everywhere:And it will serve you damn well right.

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Headline Howler: Oops, Angus Reid did it again

…”it” being, you guessed it, screwing the pooch.My friend Anthony, from Sweden, writes: During the Uruguay campaign last year, I went into Angus Reid a lot to get the latest poll numbers. Today, while trying to find some other poll … Continue reading

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