The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 25

Oh dear. Looks like MariCori has been pwned again in Colombia, this time very nicely and politely by a member of the local opposition:

Here’s the story, courtesy of Aporrea:

Last Wednesday, Venezuelan deputy María Corina Machado won the right to speak in the Colombian senate chamber. Very dramatically, she told her version of what happened during the brawl in the National Assembly, which was provoked by right-wing deputies, and how the parliamentary president, Diosdado Cabello, refused them the right to speak for not recognizing the president of the Republic, Nicolás Maduro.

During her talk, presented with a bandaged nose to show how democracy is under attack in Venezuela, the senator from the Democratic Pole, Alexander López Maya, told her that in reality it was she who was attacking democracy, and countered with the tragic history of political assassinations in Colombia.

Senator López Maya ran out of speaking time, and, in the interim, said that it negated the possibility of expressing himself. He got a colleague to cede his time to him, but there, before Machado, the president of the senate ordered López Maya to say that there was indeed freedom of expression [in Colombia], or he would not turn the microphone on.

Senator Alexander López (AL): The first order of business is that we approve a proposition that a member of the Venezuelan opposition be allowed to speak, but also the ruling party, so we should speak clearly and concretely to the country.

Secondly, Deputy Corina, neither do we share the belief that differences and discussions can be resolved by physical aggression. We lament that that has occurred, and we wish that this had not happened to you and your eight comrades. We are the opposition here in Colombia and, luckily, that is all that happened to you. I want to tell you, Dr. Corina, that we leftists have had four of our presidential candidates assassinated. They have assassinated an entire political movement of ours, the Patriotic Union, more than 3000 political directors, senators, representatives — assassinated, Dr. Corina, totally wiped out of the politics of this country. Today we, who represent the left in this land, have seen the previous government intercepting not only our mail, but our telephone calls.

The previous government persecuted us all the time. I and several of my comrades were victims of montages organized by the Army in this land. From that “democracy” my colleagues speak of came the fact that a director of the DAS, named by President Uribe, handed over to the paramilitary groups lists of union leaders so that they would be assassinated, and from that same “democracy” they speak of here, have come the murders of thousands of Colombians. Some, not all, were members of the Public Force, and termed “false positives”. In this “democracy” you speak of, the union movement has minimal rights, minimal guarantees, and every day, labor rights are violated here.

President of the Senate (PS): One minute remaining, Senator López. Remember, this is a debate.

AL: Mr. President, this is a guarantee to the opposition and to democracy.

PS: Senator Camilo Romero has the floor.

AL: President, I need more time.

PS: Senator Romero, do you cede your time to your comrade?

Camilo Romero (CR): I will speak, of course, Mr. President, but I believe it is necessary to hear out Senator López, so I ask for my time, and for more time for Senator López.

PS: Do you plan to take the floor, Senator Romero?

CR: Of course, President, as I was telling you.

PS: Senator Alexander, I will give you the time you need if you affirm truthfully that we have all democratic rights guaranteed here, but if you plan to affirm that we do not have them when you have used them so that someone will have a false image of this Congress, it seems to me that you are lacking in truth. And the Senate also has the right to rectify that. Turn on Senator López’s microphone again so he can make free use of the speech as has always been done in this chamber.

AL: That’s how it must be for the opposition. So, Dr. Corina, I told you that every day they were violating workers’ human rights here. Here, they permanently violate human rights. The defenders of human rights are permanently persecuted, attacked and assassinated, not all of them. Those who reclaim the land, in the name of thousands of campesinos, are also assassinated in this country.

So, Dr. Corina, I too lament having to tell you these particulars about my country. I hope that in other congresses they allow that we divulge all that occurs in Colombia, which is sometimes much more grave than what happens in your country. I hope that this does not occur in your country or mine, because we too love the Venezuelan people. We are Bolivarian peoples, we are peoples who are called to freedom, and for that reason, we consider that in every scenario and discussion that presents itself, everyone interprets democracy in their own way, and the democracy in this country is not such as they want to reflect in this Congress.

Just because we talk here doesn’t signify that there is democracy, not because we do our activities or have a sector of Colombians accompanying us does it signify that we have democracy here. For that reason, I too demand on behalf of this opposition, the democratic opposition of the people, I demand guarantees, not of speech, but that we can accompany the people of Colombia in their tragedy, a people of whom more than half are living in poverty, a people of whom more than a quarter are mired in indigence, a people who currently receive from their government decisions absolutely contrary to the social reality of this country.

In this way, Dr. María Corina, I want to express to you our concern for what is occurring in Venezuela, and we hope that in a spirit of conciliation, you will be able to resolve your political conflicts of this moment.

Translation mine.

Recall that the last time we heard about MariCori, she was shut out of an audience with Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos — who, unlike his predecessor, El Narco Uribe, is on good terms with the Venezuelan government, and seems disposed to want to stay out of the neighboring country’s internal affairs. MariCori wangled an invite to address the Colombian congress instead, no doubt hoping to find a totally captive and sympathetic audience there.

As you can see above, she didn’t get exactly what she’d been counting on. She got a very polite, but very to-the-point dressing-down from a Colombian oppositionist who faces a great deal more political persecution than she could ever claim, legitimately or otherwise. And with that, she got a timely reminder of the tremendous irony of her own position, and of how silly she and her comrades are to come whining to the Colombian government about matters which obviously are of no concern to it.

Dying to be beautiful in Venezuela (and elsewhere)

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This morning, I came across this particularly sad story out of Caracas:

Adriana Carolina Hernández, 26, died in the Pérez Carreño hospital on Wednesday, where she was brought by her mother, as a result of a pulmonary embolism after having biopolymers injected into her buttocks at the Metropolitan Clinic.

Adriana Carolina was a journalist, graduated from the Catholic University of Santa Rosa, and worked as a commercial producer.

Norys García, her mother, explained that on Friday, April 26, around 2:00 p.m., her daughter told her that she was going to the dressmaker’s, and that she had given her 200 bolivars to take a taxi, because it was raining. Later, she returned home.

The next day, the young woman began to feel nausea. Early on Sunday morning, she still felt ill. She fainted, and her family brought her to Pérez Carreño where she lay in a coma for 11 days.

García said that the doctors at the hospital explained to her that when biopolymers are injected into the gluteus muscles, there is always the risk of striking an artery or vein, and when that happens, the biopolymers could migrate to the brain or to the lungs.

Before they brought her to the hospital, Hernández told her mother that they had injected her in an office in the Metropolitan Polyclinic.

The homicide division of the CICPC is investigating.

Translation mine.

Sadly, this is not the first time something like this has happened in Latin America. Everywhere from the Río Bravo on down, culonas (women with well-rounded buttocks) are considered the most desirable. And those who aren’t as shapely as they’d like to be, go to extreme measures to get the kind of derrière their North American sisters would be only too happy to get rid of. If exercise isn’t enough to boost their bottom lines, and they can’t afford (or don’t want) silicone or saline butt implants, they do the next best thing: glute injections.

In theory, the idea is simple: inject some filler (typically medical grade silicone gel) into the buttock, between the layers of the gluteus muscles, to plump them up and make the buns rounder. If the injected substance is something that won’t biodegrade, theoretically it should result in permanently enlarged buttocks that also stay “lifted”. Sometimes these injections go off without a hitch; when they fail, they tend to fail catastrophically, causing nasty infections, deformities which can require corrective surgery, or worse. An embolism can result from accidentally penetrating a blood vessel with the needle, or from leakage of the filler into the surrounding tissues, where it migrates into the bloodstream. From there, it’s just a short time before a glob of the filler gets lodged in the lung and/or brain, causing loss of consciousness, and often, death.

A few years ago, this procedure made headlines when a former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano, died of these very complications. It shed a much needed spotlight on the dangers of butt injections with silicone, as did a growing number of reports of “pumping parties” where women (often, transgender) have an unlicenced practitioner inject them with silicone which is often NOT even medical grade, but industrial grade (which carries with it a higher risk of infection due to contaminants in the gel.)

Some of these women are lucky to get off with “only” horrific deformities. More often, they end up developing chronic health problems. Some die just like Solange Magnano…or Adriana Carolina Hernández. In Lupita Domínguez’s book, The Table Dancer’s Tale, which I translated (toot toot), there is one notorious quack known, aptly, as La Matabellas (the Beauty Killer), who went to prison for injecting several strippers with cooking oil, causing similar illnesses, deformities…and death.

But even legitimate cosmetic surgeries can go wrong, as this butt implant patient found out to her chagrin:

Venezuela is renowned for its beauty queens, and sadly, also for its obsession with “touch-up” surgeries. When ordinary women — not models, not pageant contestants — feel that their own looks are no longer “good enough”, and when cosmetic medical and surgical procedures become this commonplace, a lot of unworthwhile consequences result. And one of them is precisely this sort of senseless death.

Really, the best thing anyone can do with her butt is leave it alone.

Festive Left Friday Blogging: A little salsa for Chavecito

Porfi Baloa and his Adolescentes dedicate a song called “Memories” to Chavecito on a Dominican TV show called “Fun With Jochy”. Before launching into the song, he says, “I want to dedicate this song to the man who was our dear president. May God keep him in his glory, we love him very much.”

The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 24

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María Corina Machado, May 2. Say, isn’t that the day she was supposed to be in hospital, getting her broken nose fixed? As you can see by the profile, it’s remarkably intact for someone with four alleged nasal fractures. No swelling, no bumps, no nothing. And her eyes aren’t black and swollen, as one would expect a post-op nose-job patient’s eyes to be. And she’s not in too much pain to go out glad-handing, either…

Oh dear. Poor, martyred MariCori. At this rate, she’s going to come home with the two black eyes she didn’t have when she left for Colombia just a few short days ago. Just look at the pummeling she and her whiny escualido pals took at the hands of the Colombian government!

Members of a commission of right-wing oppositionists, led by parliamentary deputy María Corina Machado, came with the hope of entering the Casa de Nariño [Colombia's house of government] to speak out against the unity and strength of Colombian-Venezuelan relations.

The escualido delegation was not received, and had to take their speeches against the Bolivarian government of Nicolás Maduro to the Congress, where their Uribista and conservative friends opened the floor for them.

It is clear that the right wing, financed and trained by the United States, is trying to convert Colombia into a beachhead for the destabilization of the Venezuelan government. They also insist on attacking the good relations between the two peoples, who prefer to continue consolidating their economic, social and peace relations.

Another failure in Colombia to add to the permanent defeat of the recalcitrant Venezuelan right…

Translation mine.

Meanwhile, speaking of El Narco Uribe and ironies…what’s this about him hauling Maduro before the Human Rights Commission? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Especially since there are all those “false positive” deaths he has yet to account for? El Narco is a human rights violator, and on a grand scale.

It really does speak volumes as to what sort of “democratic” person MariCori is, to be hanging out with a genocidal, dictatorial, murderous, drug-trafficking fascist like El Narco…don’t you think?

Who you callin’ an antisemite?

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This nice Jewish guy? Shame on you!

The president of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro Moros, rebuffed the accusations of the Latin American Jewish Congress’s director, Claudio Epelman, who called him antisemitic because of the relationship Venezuela maintains with the people of Iran.

During the plenary assembly on Monday of the World Jewish Congress, in Budapest, Hungary, Epelman stated that the growing ties between Iran and several Latin American countries, especially Venezuela, “are causing an increase in antisemitism in the region.”

“A strong presence and strengthening of the relations between various Latin American countries and Iran is a promoting factor of antisemitism on the continent,” Epelman said.

“I greatly lament the declarations of Claudio Epelman, director of the Latin American Jewish Congress, whom I know and whom we have received in Venezuela so many times, saying that there is antisemitism in Venezuela and accusing Chávez and me…let him accuse me if he will, but be quiet about Chávez,” said Maduro in response to Epelman’s remarks.

“We reject that campaign. We are a humanistic people, we are not antisemites,” said the president during a Street Government meeting in Baruta, Miranda. “In Venezuela we have never had antisemitism. All the religions and peoples of the world are welcome here. We are an open-hearted people.”

The president explained: “One thing is that we have differences with the state of Israel…We reject the attack by Israel on Damascus, the people of Syria, and the attacks against the Gaza Strip and the people of Palestine. We are at the forefront of the struggle against those who have hijacked, by way of a repressive state like Israel, a noble people like the Jewish people.

“If there is a people who have a socialist tradition, it is the Jewish people, for thousands of years. And we respect their history,” Maduro added. “My grandparents were Jews, the Maduros as well as the Moros. They converted to Catholicism in Venezuela…The mother of [communications and information minister] Ernesto Villegas also comes from that tradition.”

“Historically speaking, antisemites are linked to the currents of Opus Dei, who direct the Venezuelan right wing. The Catholicism of the right has always maintained that the Jews were the ones who killed Christ. And over top of that, they constructed a myth of persecution. The Catholicism of the right fed Mussolini and Hitler, not Lenin, who was a fighter for the rights of the Jewish people. Marx was a Jew.”

“Here, the Liberator had Jews among his troops, and people who supported the Jewish people, among them Samuel Maduro, one of the first Maduros to arrive here in 1812. And if we come to Hugo Chávez, he was the one who inaugurated the ecumenical era of religion in Venezuela,” Maduro added.

“The Jewish Holocaust was created by the ultra-right and international capital financing. As Luis Britto García says, What is fascism? Rancid financial capital, the aristocracy holding the power of the state. When the aristocracy takes power in capitalism, that’s fascism.

“Who liberated the concentration camps all over the battle front, in Poland and Germany? The Red Army, led by Marshal Zhukov! They were liberated camp by camp. That’s what the revolutionaries of the Soviet Union did. We are their heirs. Of the good, at least, of the anti-fascist struggle, we are the heirs of the Soviet Union,” Maduro said.

Also, Maduro explained that “Holocaust” means extermination, and for that reason he considers it pertinent to use that term in reference to the colonization of the Americas in 1492, where an estimated 100 million indigenous people died, and more than 30 million Africans were kidnapped, enslaved and killed. “How can you describe how 30 million people were taken from their lands, and half of them died at sea, and the other half were enslaved? Holocaust means extermination,” Maduro added.

“Here, they exterminated our indigenous. They killed our ancestors. It was an Indigenous Holocaust,” the president concluded.

The accusations of antisemitism contrast with the openness and cordiality of Chávez as well as Maduro toward representatives of the Jewish community. Last January, Maduro, then vice-president, met in Caracas with members of the World Jewish Congress.

In 2009, Maduro also met with the secretary-general of the World Jewish Congress, Michel Schnaider, and the president of the Latin American Congress, Jack Tenpins, among others representatives of both institutions, who called the meeting “cordial and fruitful.”

The cordial relations during the government of the late president Hugo Chávez and that of Maduro contradict the accusations of antisemitism against the Venezuelan government.

Activists and political personalities who support the cause of Palestine and who are critics of the government of Israel, including Jews such as Noam Chomsky, Norm Finkelstein, or the US activist Medea Benjamin, founder of Global Exchange and Code Pink, are frequent targets of accusations of “antisemitism” or “judeophobia” on the part of pro-Israel organizations such as AIPAC and the Anti-Defamation League (ADL).

Incidents such as the attack on a synagogue in Caracas in 2009, were energetically condemned by said pro-Israel organizations as examples of the supposed antisemitism of the Chávez administration, which was accused of promoting the attacks. The condemnations received much media coverage around the world, in contrast with silence over the energetic condemnation of Chávez against said crime, the investigation which revealed that the government had no relation to the incident, and the special protection offered by Chávez to provide security to the synagogue afterward.

Translation mine.

Yeah, that’s right, you bitches…Venezuela has a Jewish president. Maybe not a religious one, but one with Jewish ancestry on both sides, regardless.

By contrast, his former opponent, Henrique Capriles Radonski, another practising Roman Catholic, brags of his Jewish ancestors too, but he only has them on his mother’s side. (Plus he’s a Majunche, which cancels out anything else anyway.)

And like Chavecito before him, Nicolás Maduro knows his history, knows his onions, has good relations on the ground with Venezuelan Jews (funny how few of THEM have turned out to accuse him otherwise), and in short, he’s good for the Jews. Something I greatly doubt the Majunche would be, as he’s only out for himself, and not the common good.

The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 23

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“They caught me!”

Well, well, well, well, well. Who have we here? Why, it’s our old friend MariCori! You may recall how, the other day, she was wearing a whiplash collar and complaining of no fewer than four nasal fractures, allegedly sustained at the hands of some Chavista rabble. And how she travelled to Colombia a short time later, to kvetch to the usual fascist sympathizers (and, no doubt, collect a huge cash infusion from the usual gringo bagmen.)

Well, somehow, on the way to Bogotá, MariCori experienced what can only be called a miracle cure:

As is well known by the right-wing press and the putschist channel Globovisión, parliamentary deputy María Corina Machado was the target of a supposed aggression. Strangely, no one knows who dealt her the particular blow that caused four fractures to her nasal bones, and in spite of the “seriousness” of the injury, she didn’t have even a little black eye, as one normally would in such a case.

A few hours after the “incident”, the deputy flew to the capital of Colombia. But in mid-flight, an amateur photographer, one of those who abound everywhere thanks to cellphones, captured the moment of a “miraculous recovery”, which has rarely been seen documented photographically: María Corina freed herself of the “therapeutic collar”, and her little nose was as straight and white as ever.

Even so, the parliamentarian took advantage of the occasion to indulge in some cosmetic surgery which she had already put off for several years, due to her “hard work” as opponent of the Bolivarian government.

Translation mine.

Gee, maybe I should ask MariCori what saints she prays to. It’s obvious that she has much more of a direct line to God than the rest of us mere mortals. (Or at least, to Washington…)

Meanwhile, MariCori’s co-religionist, Julio Borges, got enough of a black eye for both of them:

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“I demand a recount of the beatings!”

PS: Here is what MariCori would look like with an actual broken nose (and corrective surgery):

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As you can see above (and in last week’s entry), she looks nowhere near as bad as that.

The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 22

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María Corina Machado, Washington’s darling, flanked by the only people in Venezuela who find her even remotely credible: the “reporters” (note the quotes) of oppo crapaganda channels Venevisión and Globovisión, respectively. As a presumptive victim of the brawl in Venezuela’s parliament the other day, it’s a wonder and a miracle that she can even be seen in public with all her injuries. So, tell us, MariCori: where does it REALLY hurt?

In spite of having FOUR fractures to the bridge of her nose, according to her own words, and wearing a collar (obviously around her neck) to “improve” said nasal fractures, María Corina Machado confirmed that she will be travelling to Bogotá on Thursday to meet “with leaders of the opposition”, the president of the Colombian congress, and, obviously, with “journalists”.

The objective of the trip, she says, is “to make visible the situation of Venezuela.”

Note: In the midst of all her “suffering”, María Corina still took the time to put on earrings the same color as her shirt…

Translation mine.

One would expect someone with four fractures to the bridge of her nose to be bandaged out to there, and have so much bruising and swelling around the eyes that she could barely see, much less be seen. Yet there she is, looking remarkably well, with tasteful little turquoise earrings and everything. And she’s even going to Colombia today, to show what a horrible country Venezuela is, presumably against doctor’s orders. What a trouper! Perhaps MariCori had a little help from the same makeup wizard at Globomojón who livened up Julio Borges for the cameras? In any event, one doesn’t wear a whiplash collar for a broken nose. If you’re going to make up stories, MariCori, can’t you at least make sure the details match? If you could find earrings to go with your blouse (in that condition!), it shouldn’t be any problem for you.

Oh well. At least one other Venezuelan oppo’s behavior matches his statements…although in ways he clearly hadn’t thought all the way through:

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“The lie will always triumph. The good always conquers. We have to take the hatred of a few and convert it into energy to fight more!”

Um, Julio…since when does a lie serve the “good”? And yeah, interesting choice of words there. “The hatred of a few”…that wouldn’t be your side, now, would it? Nahhhhhh, of course not. They’re only the noisy minority who lost the election to a dead man they hated, after all…

And your stage manager doesn’t seem to do any better at keeping things under his hat, either:

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“Today the ‘parlimentary coup’ could come together, watch the National Assembly session.”

Note the date and time. This was tweeted right before all the shit started to hit the fan in the Hemiciclo. It was planned violence, and good ol’ Albertico Federico seems to have seriously believed no one was watching his tweeter for the cues. Only his loyal sycophants, of course.

Meanwhile, Majunche has almost dropped out of sight. But not to worry, he’s still up to his usual tricks. And one of them is blatantly asking for foreign interference in the politics of his own country:

“We will exhaust all internal means, but we are in no doubt that this case will end with the international community,” said presidential ex-candidate Henrique Capriles Radonski, in reference to the elections of April 14, which Nicolás Maduro won with 50.61% of the vote.

During an opposition march on May 1, Workers’ Day, the losing candidate insisted on not recognizing popular will, and attacked the head of state once more as the latter was addressing the revolutionary workers’ march in O’Leary Square in Caracas.

[...]

The call for foreign interference as a means of violating the decision of the Venezuelan people has become evident during the past week, as four members of Capriles’s party, Primero Justicia (PJ) promoted the non-recognition of the institutions of the state during a tour of four European lands.

Then, the PJ secretary-general, Tomás Guanipa, accompanied by Edmundo González, a co-ordinating member of the opposition’s international liaison, stated that they had visited Spain, Germany, Belgium and France, where they met with right-wing organizations to solicit their support for non-recognition of the institutions of the Venezuelan state.

In spite of the repeated attempts of the right-wing to discredit the Venezuelan electoral process and the victory of Nicolás Maduro, every country in the world has recognized the results of the elections, except the United States.

Translation mine.

If these hopeless bumbling idiots are the best Washington can do for local allies, it’s no wonder the locals are no longer fooled by the show they put on. And they won’t vote for them, either. Even the vaunted “international community” no longer gives a shit for them. Even the spooks couldn’t help them. Just a pity they can no longer rig elections in their favor, like they used to before Chavecito. Ha, ha, ha.

The ironies of the Venezuelan opposition, part 21

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Right-wing Venezuelan deputy Alfonso Marquina, wearing a motorcycle helmet in parliament. Was he planning maybe to pop a wheelie in the Hemiciclo?

Ah yes. The peaceful Venezuelan right just keeps getting more and more peaceful all the time…

The right-wing opposition presented itself with pre-planned violence in the National Assembly.

It was so thoroughly planned that Alfonso Marquina arrived wearing a helmet, while the putschist media owner Alberto Federico Ravell tweeted:

“@AlbertoRavell: We hope that ANTV [the legislature's dedicated TV channel] doesn’t censor the broadcast from today’s session.”

He knew of it.

Thus, in the midst of opposition-generated violence, several female deputies of the PSUV were assaulted, and immediately the revolutionary deputies fought back.

The right-wing deputies learned of the decision of National Assembly president Diosdado Cabello to not let them speak in parliament if they refused to recognize the constitutional President of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro. That was when they began their attack.

The session was later suspended.

Note: The opposition deputies ran out of the chamber. Where to? To a health clinic? Noooo. To Globovisión, which was waiting for them. It was a long way, but they didn’t clean themselves up, because the idea was to put o a show. There, they began to proclaim themselves as martyrs.

The Telesur correspondent in Caracas, Rolando Segura, tweeted from @rolandoteleSUR: “Several PSUV deputies were attacked during the plenary session where five additional credits were discussed.”

[...]

The PSUV deputy and faction chief, Pedro Carreño, denounced opposition deputies for assaulting various Chavistas in the Federal Legislative Palace.

Carreño said that “it is inconceivable that the parliamentary right-wing would want to ignore the popular will”, in relation to the presidential election results announced by the National Electoral Council (CNE), wihch the opposition refuses to recognize.

“The problem is not the difference, but that they were hatching a putschist plan,” asserted Carreño at the end of the ordinary session of the National Assembly.

[...]

According to some media reports, the confrontations began when some right-wing deputies began to blow vuvuzelas, as a form of protest after the parliamentary president, Diosdado Cabello, ratified the decision to forbid the right-wing deputies the right to speak during the session, since they refused to accept Nicolás Maduro as legitimate president of Venezuela.

Translation mine.

So, to recap: Oppos refuse to recognize legitimate president, based on the results of the cleanest, fairest, freest election possible. Government, realizing this as part of a putschist plan, suspends their right to speak until they do the democratic thing and concede defeat. And since they knew this was coming (it was announced ahead of time, and no one can pretend they didn’t hear), they come prepared for violence — some with vuvuzelas, others (see Marquina) with a crash helmet. Even before it starts, putschist media owner Ravell, of Globovisión, tweets that he hopes there won’t be any censorship. And of course, there isn’t, since the ANTV recording clearly shows the opposition attacking the Chavistas:

Here you can see it all exactly as it goes down. Before the trouble starts, the ruling PSUV wing of the parliament is completely calm, not expecting any trouble; the PSUV deputies keep to their seats and go about their business very normally. The other side, however, is a beehive of very strange activity. Lots of oppos are standing and moving around. You can see María Corina Machado, that lamb so lionized by the Washington Post, obviously urging some very un-kosher activity as she moves from row to row. You can also see right-wing deputy Julio Borges reaching under his desk for a small black knapsack, which he hands to a woman oppo seated in front of him. She takes something out, then passes the bag back to Borges, who also removes something from it. The something turns out to be an airhorn (these are the “vuvuzelas” from the piece I translated), which several other oppos also produce from their bags in order to generate noise and chaos. The oppos then swarm the dais where Assembly President Cabello and the two vice-presidents sit, assaulting and attacking PSUV deputies along the way. In typical cowardly fashion, they beat up the women first.

And of course, the PSUV members fight back, because that is what one often does, quite naturally, when assaulted. And the oppos get what’s coming to them:

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Here, we see that Julio Borges got a little help from Globomojón’s makeup crew before appearing on camera to whine and kvetch about how there’s no democracy in Venezuela, and how he got beaten up for not accepting the fact that there IS democracy, and his side simply lost. This after he and MariCori (more about HER later) went out of their way to pick a fight.

Classiest sore losers ever, those guys.

Rafael Correa connects the dots

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The crapaganda mafia of the North American media aren’t known for their honesty in reporting on Latin America. It takes nothing less than an interview with a Bolivarian head of state to set the record straight, and even then, who knows how much of this they may have censored, because it cuts awfully close to the bone:

The president of Ecuador, Rafael Correa, gave an interview on CNN’s Spanish-language channel, in which he alerted the public to constant destabilization efforts taking place against progressive governments throughout Latin America.

Correa made the remark after journalist Ana Pastor asked him about the political situation in Venezuela, where ex-candidate Henrique Capriles Radonski refuses to accept defeat following the the presidential elections of April 14, in which Nicolás Maduro won with 50.78% of the vote.

“Every day, we confront destabilization processes [in the region]. There is permanent putschism, don’t be fooled,” said the Ecuadorian president, whom Pastor interviewed on April 20, while Correa was on a tour of Europe.

Correa listed the coups d’état, failed and successful, which have occurred during the 21st century. They began in April 2002, against the government of Hugo Chávez, and continued in Bolivia, against Evo Morales, in 2008. Both coups failed.

In 2009, the putschists succeeded in toppling Zelaya in Honduras. In 2010 they tried to topple Correa without success, and most recently, there was a successful coup in Paraguay, in 2012, against Fernando Lugo.

“Four of those cases were governments of the Bolivarian Alliance for the People of Our America (ALBA), and all five were progressive. Do you believe that’s a coincidence? When will we see such an attempt on the governments of the right?” Correa asked.

Correa concluded that the defeated ex-candidate [Capriles] “is a putschist, and so are all the Venezuelan right. Look at the role Capriles played in 2002 in the coup against Chávez.”

At that time, Capriles led the assault on the Cuban embassy in Caracas, and supported the dismantling of the Venezuelan institutions [as per the Carmona Decree].

Correa reiterated that there have always been plans to destabilize Venezuela’s democracy, in spite of the transparency of the National Electoral Council (CNE) and all the other institutions in the land.

“We have no reason to doubt the results released by the CNE. Venezuela has one of the most modern electoral systems in the world, all electronic, and for that reason, it’s a bit absurd to do a recount of the votes. It was a free, transparent, democratic process, and there is a winner, and now it’s time for everyone to unite behind him,” Correa said.

Correa said that his Venezuelan counterpart is “an extremely capable, patriotic, hardworking and honest man.”

“The Maduro government is based on Bolivarian principles, the same line as Hugo Chávez. So in that, there is much in common, and with Ecuador too, because we are inspired by similar principles,” Correa added.

Translation mine.

So there you go. This is why Latin American governments (even that of Mexican right-winger Enrique Peña Nieto) have stepped up to recognize the Maduro presidency, while the US (and, even more shamefully, Canada) are still pretending it was too close to call, or some such — and therefore, not deigning to recognize a freely and fairly elected leader. They’d rather “recognize” a putschist who did this:

…because that putschist attacked the embassy of a country the US has had no luck in destabilizing and reeling back into its sphere of influence, ever since the failed attack on the Bay of Pigs.

Frankly, Capriles should have been in jail, and declared permanently ineligible to run for office. But Chavecito’s irrepressible confidence in his democratic government and social programs was such that they could afford to let him run loose and trip over himself, I guess. And Maduro is just as confident, with just as much cause. The election result has borne that out. Some fucking dictatorship, eh?

Meanwhile, Rafael Correa has also connected some dots that the major media (who overwhelmingly toot the horn for right-wing candidates) will never touch: Why has there never been a coup against a right-wing government, much less a successful one? That’s simple: the US doesn’t back that kind. The last actual one that happened was Chavecito’s failed military uprising of 1992. And it landed Chavecito in jail for a couple of years. When he emerged again, in 1994, he was such a popular folk hero that he didn’t have to try for another rebellion. He had only to run for office, and he won.

Which is something that you will never see a Capriles Radonski do, even though he has powerful media connections in his own family, plus the entire crapaganda apparatus of the corporate media at home and in North America, working day and night to try to push the bullshit narrative that he is the popular one. Sorry, Majunche, you ain’t got the juice. The people know it; the other presidents know it; the world knows it.

How much longer before the crapagandarati get that message…and actually report it?

Festive Left Friday Blogging: Here, have my earworm.

This has been in my head all day, for reasons understandable if you’ve been reading me lately. Now, let it infiltrate YOUR head:

Oh, you want lyrics too? All righty then:

Working Latin America

The Yankee is afraid that you’ll rise up,
Working Latin America,
I don’t know, why don’t you do it?
The Yankee is afraid of the Revolution,
The Yankee fears the call:
Yankee go home!
Yankee go home…

And rising up over the Amazon,
Comes the rebel cry of the Carioca*,
And comes to unite with his brother,
The Venezuelan worker…

Working Latin America,
Working Latin America,
Latin America…

Lift up in your hands the flag of the Revolution
Working Latin America,
and shout, forcefully:
Yankee go home!
Yankee go home!
Yankee go home!

“Gringo, go home.
The workers of Latin America are telling you:
Gringo, go home!
Yankee go home!”

Lift up in your hands the flag of the Revolution
Working Latin America,
and shout, forcefully:
Yankee go home!
Yankee go home!
Yankee go home!

Translation mine.

*A Carioca is a native of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Since the Brazilian Amazon region borders on Venezuela’s own Amazonas state, there is a geographic connection between the two lands. Alí Primera is making the case for unity between the workers of these two and all other Latin American countries, as well. And I like to think he’d smile if he saw how Chavecito’s election paved the way for Brazil’s Lula and Dilma, who are from the Workers’ Party, and both strong allies of Venezuela…and its workers.