Category Archives: Look, I Made a Poem!
My stump-tailed mascot informs me that if she dips any more feet into this ever-growing lake of leakage, she’s gonna be swimming. Well, hop in, sez I–the water’s turbulent, but so far, it’s fine. And here are some of the … Continue reading
A woman whose name ends in Ais said to be quite a good layby those who would know.Does their name end in O?I’m sorry, I can’t rightly say.
With apologies to Franklin Pierce Adams.Gulf War II is an awful farce.We like it.Dick Cheney pulled it out his arse.We like it.There’s so much there to knock and slam;The bloody thing is one big sham.It can’t fight terror worth a … Continue reading
O, what can ail ye, wretched “knights”,Alone and whitely loitering?500+ years out of date,And no bards sing.–special thanks to Bartholomew’s Notes for the inspo, and apologies to John Keats.
It’s the President of Honduras! And guess who he met while he was there (on the 4th)?Manuel, Fidel. Fidel, Manuel. You know the rest, so I won’t tell.This business of LatAm/Caricom leaders visiting Cuba is getting to be…almost routine, wouldn’t … Continue reading
This time it’s Leonel Fernández, the president of the Dominican Republic. And you don’t have to guess who he met with while he was there…Leonel, Fidel…Fidel, Leonel. Fidel’s still lookin’ mighty swell. Some say he’s frail, but he’s clearly quite … Continue reading
Michelle, Fidel…Fidel, Michelle. Doesn’t Fidel look awfully well? He’s supposed to be dead, but he’s obviously swell.Corny rhymes aside, this is real. Check the Chilean government website if you don’t believe me. And if you don’t believe that, you can … Continue reading
…who craved a used screwin’ machine.Himself he amused.The thing, he abused.And the vendor? She found him obscene:Warning: Serious man-boobs. May frighten your cat.
Y’see, there’s this fella named ThorWho is more than a bit of a whore.He shouts and he screamsAnd he pouts and he preens–The rest of us wonder what for.