Category Archives: Newspeak is Nospeak

Who the hell is Stephen Fucking Bannon?

26 minutes of your time, folks. That’s all Abby Martin needs to lay out the facts. If your hair’s not turning white by the end of it, you weren’t paying attention. (Either that, or you must already be white-haired…or bald.) … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: FUX Snooze finally gets an accurate chyron

Finally, FUX Snooze accidentally lets slip just how useless and worthless their crap is. Makes sense really, since it panders to a literally dying demographic, namely cranky old white men who like to gawk at leggy young blondes. But in … Continue reading

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Six agencies investigating Drumpf’s ties to Russia

SIX, you guys: Incidentally, David Pakman here is the first reporter I’ve seen who’s actually talked about anything more concrete in these accusations than the usual, lazy “unnamed intelligence sources say…”. He actually talks about how the Internet trolls may … Continue reading

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Have the mainstream media finally found their (hind) legs?

Will it soon be time to retire this poster? Stay tuned… Well. Here’s something I never thought I’d see. The media are actually standing up to a monumentally corrupt, crapitalist, far-right politician! And it’s one they helped to put in … Continue reading

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The PeeOTUS.

So, last night, THIS happened. The whole world found out that Der Drumpf…is really, REALLY into pee-pee: Nice choice of highlighter colors there, eh? Yeah, I’ve got a million juvenile jokes on the brain today, just like everyone else who’s … Continue reading

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White guy defends other white guy against evil natives. Film at 11!

Meet Konrad Yakabuski. Konrad has an awful beef against all the pesky non-white people ganging up on white people who claim non-white ancestry and make big bank and get critical acclaim by writing books about non-white people, from the viewpoint … Continue reading

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The Karlov assassination: Who’s responsible, and what it all means

Cenk Uygur, who is Turkish himself, breaks down what happened in Ankara two days ago. Russian ambassador Andrey Karlov was gunned down during a presentation at an art gallery by an off-duty riot policeman, who had disguised himself as a … Continue reading

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Who hacked the US elections…really?

Your attention please, everyone. I have just received some pictures of the real hackers of the US elections. Here’s one of them: Gee, he sure looks Russian to me! And here are three more: I could swear I saw these … Continue reading

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Mainstream western media roll over for bloodthirsty foreign dictator

Note that this is NOT the Onion. And neither is it Russia Today, reporting on Bashar al-Assad. This is the CBC, reporting on the so-called president of the Philippines: Yes, that’s Rodrigo Fucking Duterte, cheerfully admitting that he’s a bloodthirsty … Continue reading

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Justice for Jo Cox, but the media are still spineless

So, the piece of Brexit-shit who murdered a pro-Remain British MP is finally behind bars for life. He won’t be getting out ever. He is officially recognized as an incorrigible menace to society. That’s the good news here. The bad … Continue reading

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