Category Archives: Newspeak is Nospeak

The bullshit hypocrisy of Luis Almagro

Oh joy, oh bliss, oh yay. Once more, a brave lone voice of democracy has spoken out against a country creeping ever so slowly yet steadily toward dictatorship. No, he’s not talking about the recent power-grab of Sultan Erdogan in … Continue reading

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Who bombed the Borussia bus?

So far, no perpetrators have been arrested in connection to the April 12 bombing of the bus belonging to a big-league German soccer team, Borussia Dortmund. It’s clearly a terrorist incident. But one “usual suspect” terror group could be ruled … Continue reading

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Brian Williams jizzes his pants over Syria

Hey! Remember how Brian Williams made shit up about his supposed heroics in Iraq? And how, on my most recent wankapedia, I also flagged him for a wanker when he oohed and ahhed over the missiles launching from a ship, … Continue reading

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WTF is going on in Syria?

Jimmy Dore seems to think that the latest poison gas bombing in Syria was not the work of Bashar al-Assad’s Syrian Arab Army, but that of the al-Nusra Front and/or the government of Turkey. I’m inclined to strongly agree, especially … Continue reading

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Bernie TV exists. Alert the media!

Yeah, I can see why the Bern’s TV channel is practically invisible to major media. Their funders WANT you to ignore him. And FUX Snooze especially does.

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Who the hell is Stephen Fucking Bannon?

26 minutes of your time, folks. That’s all Abby Martin needs to lay out the facts. If your hair’s not turning white by the end of it, you weren’t paying attention. (Either that, or you must already be white-haired…or bald.) … Continue reading

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Headline Howler: FUX Snooze finally gets an accurate chyron

Finally, FUX Snooze accidentally lets slip just how useless and worthless their crap is. Makes sense really, since it panders to a literally dying demographic, namely cranky old white men who like to gawk at leggy young blondes. But in … Continue reading

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Six agencies investigating Drumpf’s ties to Russia

SIX, you guys: Incidentally, David Pakman here is the first reporter I’ve seen who’s actually talked about anything more concrete in these accusations than the usual, lazy “unnamed intelligence sources say…”. He actually talks about how the Internet trolls may … Continue reading

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Have the mainstream media finally found their (hind) legs?

Will it soon be time to retire this poster? Stay tuned… Well. Here’s something I never thought I’d see. The media are actually standing up to a monumentally corrupt, crapitalist, far-right politician! And it’s one they helped to put in … Continue reading

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The PeeOTUS.

So, last night, THIS happened. The whole world found out that Der Drumpf…is really, REALLY into pee-pee: Nice choice of highlighter colors there, eh? Yeah, I’ve got a million juvenile jokes on the brain today, just like everyone else who’s … Continue reading

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