Category Archives: Scary Thoughts

On (re-)reading The Handmaid’s Tale: A few random thoughts

The first time I read The Handmaid’s Tale, I was in university…and I didn’t understand it at all. To be fair, I was probably about 19 or 20. The book was just a couple of years old, a major bestseller … Continue reading

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Finally, anti-gang laws put some real thugs behind bars

Mirabile dictu, the anti-gang laws of Georgia have actually put a couple of white supremacist gang members (and several of their equally white-supremacist buddies) behind bars. And without violating either the First OR the Second Amendment, because this was a … Continue reading

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Scary Thought #13: Tom DeLay gets in touch with his feminine side

Are those CUBAN heels he’s wearing? I do believe they are.Yeow!PS: The last time a conservative douchebag tried to cha-cha-cha on this show, here’s what it looked like:And when you’re ready for the necessary and all-important kitten chaser, clicky here.

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Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!

Watch the woman with the denim jumper–she goes gradually berserk. First she bounces around, until she’s off camera. We can still hear her, though, babbling like a lunatic. The man with the belly joins in with the bouncing, albeit half-heartedly. … Continue reading

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Scary Thought #12: Would you hit it?

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, head honcho at the International Monetary Fund. So studly, no? There are some things no honorable woman would do for love, let alone money. Which means that a certain Hungarian blonde is no honorable woman. But then again, … Continue reading

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Scary Thought #11: The Vet Who Did Not Vet

So simple, even a child could get!

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Scary Thought #10: Prepare to soil yourselves again, folks…

The National Debt Clock in Manhattan is now too small for the number it’s meant to tally. You may want to avoid Wall St., I hear they’re about due for a shower of suiciding stockbrokers.

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Never gonna give WHAT up?

Rick Astley probably never thought his song would become so useful, but it’s the perfect illustration of why John “Insane” McCain should never become president of the US of A.

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Scary Thought #9: Oral Roberts on sex

The Young Turks take on an old jerk–Oral “I need $8 million or God will call me home” Roberts:You can tell he really put a LOT of thought into that sermon.A lot of icky, icky thought.Now, look at his photo, … Continue reading

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Scary Thought #8: Manuel Noriega is WHAT?

According to the Beeb, he’s too hot to handle, politically speaking. And, God/dess help me for saying this, but Ol’ Pineapple Face looks almost appealing here. That’s even scarier.

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