Category Archives: Schadenfreude

Teh Stoopid at wrek

No, srsly. No step on snek, because snek bite…with a bullet! Aaaand sometimes, it bite its snekky self in teh ass: GETTYSBURG, PA – The rumor that antifa were coming to Gettysburg National Military Park to desecrate Confederate monuments there … Continue reading

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Der Drumpf’s nonsense word of the day

What could it all mean? Jeff Waldorf inquires deeper: Personally, I think he was on a yacht, the captain’s name was Fifi, and he told her to sail for the cove. But since he’s a crappy speller (and this is … Continue reading

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Q. How do you salute the man who shits on your country?

A: By wiping your ass on him. Literally. No, really! Yes, this is a real product. And where will it be sold? Why, in Mexico…where else? He went from anger to creativity. Antonio Battaglia, a lawyer from Guanajuato, will be … Continue reading

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Donald J. Drumpf, mafia racketeer

The sensational Dutch documentary that made the rounds of the Internet today. There’s so much more to this story, too: For example, FL Group, the blandly-named Icelandic holding company that did business with Bayrock, was one of the first dominoes … Continue reading

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Donald J. Drumpf, love destroyer

Am I surprised that Presidunce Pussygrabber is ruining relationships? Not even hardly. That man is a walking libido kill. Two failed marriages under his belt, and a third one still pending. His ugly sexual propensities are so well known, it’s … Continue reading

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Drumpf is turning his own voters into Mexicans!

Am I feeling the Schadenfreude? You bet I am. These people voted for this. They wanted a wall? Well, now they’re GETTING one. Right through their own backyards, quite literally. And if they’re still stupid enough to support Drumpf after … Continue reading

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Austrian “feminazis” get real Nazis in a tizzy

Members of the satirical feminist Hysteria Fellowship crash the right-wing Academic Ball. Photo: Vice. Something wicked is afoot in Wien…something wickedly funny, that is. And it’s got a lot of really nasty men all hot and bothered — or helpless … Continue reading

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Compare and Contrast: Michael Fucking Flynn, then and now

This is Michael Flynn, six months ago: Look at the widdle snowflake, leading all those hardcore stupid deplorables in a chant that will never come true. Isn’t that just so CUTE? And this is him, right about now: What a … Continue reading

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“Deploraball” turns into DeploraBRAWL

Is there anything funnier than a bunch of ugly “alt-right” hatemongers turning on each other? Cenk doesn’t seem to think so. And I don’t think so, either. You can read all about the DeploraBRAWL at the Little Hitler Pageant here. … Continue reading

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Colombian currency mafias in Venezuela: How they operate

A Colombian currency smuggler arrested by Venezuelan federal police. Stacks of 100-bolivar notes can be seen on the truck bed behind him. Further to my earlier piece today, here’s a little information on what the Venezuelan government is tackling with … Continue reading

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