Category Archives: Spooks

Stupid Sex Tricks: Forget spycrowaves. How about spybrators?

Relax, your nuker isn’t spying on you. But if you bought this internet-capable sex toy, guess what? You’re about to have your privacy invaded on a whole new level: Two anonymous women who alleged an Ottawa sex toy company was … Continue reading

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Quotable: George Orwell on spy technology

So, kiddies, now you know: Samsung is the official manufacturer of Big Brother’s telescreens. And Orwell was only out by about 30 years on the date by which such technology would be possible.

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Music for a Sunday: Line up, there’s a head count

You’ll say yeah to anything if you believe all this… President Gas is President Gas again. And that ain’t all he is: Dressed in pounds and dollars and yen…President Kill wants killing again! You think I’m kidding? Oh hell no. … Continue reading

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Six agencies investigating Drumpf’s ties to Russia

SIX, you guys: Incidentally, David Pakman here is the first reporter I’ve seen who’s actually talked about anything more concrete in these accusations than the usual, lazy “unnamed intelligence sources say…”. He actually talks about how the Internet trolls may … Continue reading

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Who hacked the US election? Someone did, but…

…it’s not who you probably thought: That’s right, it wasn’t the Russians. It was the FBI. Specifically, BushCo’s designated FBI director, James Fucking Comey. Hacking it, in short, on behalf of Donald J. Drumpf, illegitimate PE(e)OTUS. And it’s so appalling … Continue reading

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Did the CIA “cuckold” Gabriel García Márquez?

According to author Joel Whitney (interviewed here by David Pakman), oh yeah they did. And Gabo, a close friend of Fidel Castro, was not impressed: BTW, the CIA’s lit-mag funding program has been an open secret for some time now. … Continue reading

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The PeeOTUS.

So, last night, THIS happened. The whole world found out that Der Drumpf…is really, REALLY into pee-pee: Nice choice of highlighter colors there, eh? Yeah, I’ve got a million juvenile jokes on the brain today, just like everyone else who’s … Continue reading

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Who hacked the US elections…really?

Your attention please, everyone. I have just received some pictures of the real hackers of the US elections. Here’s one of them: Gee, he sure looks Russian to me! And here are three more: I could swear I saw these … Continue reading

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638 failed murder attempts in Cuba

The full length documentary of the 638 (!!!) failed attempts on Fidel Castro’s life. What does it tell us? Well, besides that Fidel was incredibly clever (that’s a given) and at times just plain lucky (surprise!), it tells us a … Continue reading

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Against the “leftist” case for a certain right-wing president-elect

“The end of the world as we know it” — Der Spiegel, not exactly a socialist Chicken Little, callin’ it like it really is. Of all the lame arguments I’ve ever heard, none is a bigger non-starter than “the enemy … Continue reading

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