Category Archives: Stupid Sex Tricks

FUX Snooze can’t report on Donnie’s “affair” with Stormy Daniels? WHY?

Gee, imagine that…FUX Snooze killing a grotty story about a political candidate paying hush money to cover up his affair with a woman whose JOB was humping with random yutzes for the benefit of the wankers of the world and … Continue reading

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It’s Boxing Day, bitches!

And you know what THAT means? Yup…lots and lots of leftover Xmas stuff on sale. At bargain-basement prices. But you know one thing you probably shouldn’t pick up, unless you’re in need of a really sickly laugh? Yeah, that’s right: … Continue reading

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So long, Hef…and thanks for NOTHING.

So, the long overdue has finally happened: Hugh Hefner is dead. He leaves behind four children, two ex-wives, and one current one who stands to inherit…NOTHING. That’s right, folks, she gets bupkus, thanks to a pre-nup that Hef had her … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Look, Ma, no h…ELP!

This is not a penis enlarger. OR a sex toy. Not sure what this guy thought he was doing when he decided to put the above 5-pound weight on his penis, but now the whole world knows what he had … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: The way to a neo-Nazi’s heart is…

…through his, um, well, YOU know… Yeah, THAT’ll work. Did any of these guys actually get laid as a result of their little stroll through Charlottesville, where nobody wanted them? Most likely not. If anything, they got laughed at…right before … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Why so serious?

Not really sure if this is a Stupid Sex Trick or a Cops Behaving Badly, but here goes: Here’s a pro tip: Maybe not bring a toy gun to a sex party? A thought that seems not to have occurred … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Bummer jeans for the bourgeoisie

Yes, those are jeans that unzip all down the crotch, from front of waist to back. And all down the legs, as well. They’re hideous, they’re hideously overpriced, they go from borderline obscene to actually obscene with just the pull … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Forget spycrowaves. How about spybrators?

Relax, your nuker isn’t spying on you. But if you bought this internet-capable sex toy, guess what? You’re about to have your privacy invaded on a whole new level: Two anonymous women who alleged an Ottawa sex toy company was … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Queasy Rider

Yes, that is what you think it is. Leo Florentin of Encarnación, Paraguay posted this to Facebook. Here’s what he wrote about this very unsafe sex act, which by the sounds of things might be shaping up as some kind … Continue reading

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The PeeOTUS.

So, last night, THIS happened. The whole world found out that Der Drumpf…is really, REALLY into pee-pee: Nice choice of highlighter colors there, eh? Yeah, I’ve got a million juvenile jokes on the brain today, just like everyone else who’s … Continue reading

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