Category Archives: Teh Heterostoopid

Dafuq did I just see?

I’m not at all sure what was going on here at the “Alt”-Right Night of the Walking Damned, but I have my theories… …and my main theory (my conspiracy, allegedly) is that this is pretty much the worst stand-up comedy … Continue reading

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FUX Snooze can’t report on Donnie’s “affair” with Stormy Daniels? WHY?

Gee, imagine that…FUX Snooze killing a grotty story about a political candidate paying hush money to cover up his affair with a woman whose JOB was humping with random yutzes for the benefit of the wankers of the world and … Continue reading

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Gavin McInnes is obsessed with Michael Wolff’s sexual orientation, but why?

Correct me if I’m wrong here, folks, but doesn’t this bearded aging hipster dude sound like somebody with…you know, a wide stance? Holy crap, Gavin…obsess much? And funny how it’s always these arch-macho (supposedly) super-straight guys. Alex Fucking Jones is … Continue reading

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Alex Jones justifies his sexbot purchase

Oh man, you have GOT to hear this: So, basically, Alex just made up a whole new loopy homophobic conspiracy theory…to justify the fact that he spent several thousand dollars on a custom-built robot that can’t say no to him … Continue reading

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Douchebag Donnie’s seduction technique is…um…

…really rather awful, don’t you think? I mean, just listen to this: Yeah, that’s right…he attempted to pry them away from their husbands by letting them listen in on his speakerphone while he dangled other women in front of the … Continue reading

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It’s Boxing Day, bitches!

And you know what THAT means? Yup…lots and lots of leftover Xmas stuff on sale. At bargain-basement prices. But you know one thing you probably shouldn’t pick up, unless you’re in need of a really sickly laugh? Yeah, that’s right: … Continue reading

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Dear right-wingers: Charles Manson is YOUR boy.

There is less difference between these two than you might initially think. So, FUX Snooze has its underoos in a twist because the “once reputable Newsweek” has likened the late, largely unlamented Charles Milles (or Maddox, depending who you ask) … Continue reading

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So long, Hef…and thanks for NOTHING.

So, the long overdue has finally happened: Hugh Hefner is dead. He leaves behind four children, two ex-wives, and one current one who stands to inherit…NOTHING. That’s right, folks, she gets bupkus, thanks to a pre-nup that Hef had her … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: The way to a neo-Nazi’s heart is…

…through his, um, well, YOU know… Yeah, THAT’ll work. Did any of these guys actually get laid as a result of their little stroll through Charlottesville, where nobody wanted them? Most likely not. If anything, they got laughed at…right before … Continue reading

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Daddy Donnie’s trans ban: What say you, Ivanka?

What’s that creaking sound I hear? Why, I do believe it’s CRICKETS: So much for the power of Ivanka, the so-called feminist and “ally” to LGBT people. The T-people just got thrown under the campaign bus while Dear Old Dad … Continue reading

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