Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Q. Is Donnie serious about normalizing relations with Cuba?

A. Are you serious? FUCK NO. Look who he wants to send as a diplomat — not even an ambassador, just a “diplomat” — to the island: The Trump administration has named career diplomat Philip Goldberg to head the all-but-abandoned … Continue reading

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Say WHAT, Dubya?

Holy shit. Look who broke his lengthy silence to dis Donnie Drumpf without even saying his name: Honestly, it’s a cold day in Hades when Dubya starts to actually sound somewhat smart, if only in comparison to someone else, ahem. … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Look, Ma, no h…ELP!

This is not a penis enlarger. OR a sex toy. Not sure what this guy thought he was doing when he decided to put the above 5-pound weight on his penis, but now the whole world knows what he had … Continue reading

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Found: Actual footage of Sean Spicer fleeing the media!

Looks like he’s had some help from Monty Python there. But basically, this is what happened the other night. Really! EDIT: I also found a photo of the incident in question…

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Japanese nun arrested in Argentina for child trafficking

Here’s something you don’t see everyday: a nun in full habit being schlepped off in shackles. What did she do? Well, she’s charged with something so awful that I’m going to just issue ALL THE TRIGGER WARNINGS, right here and … Continue reading

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Stephen Colbert gets man-cubed

Thank the Gods that we have Stephen Colbert to follow the weird ins and outs of Alex Jones’s legal fights, so we don’t have to. And this time ’round, things get really messy, because a leading yogurt company has sued … Continue reading

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Bill O’Reilly, the opera?

Yes. Really. Really, really, really, really… …really spectacular boobs!

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Bummer jeans for the bourgeoisie

Yes, those are jeans that unzip all down the crotch, from front of waist to back. And all down the legs, as well. They’re hideous, they’re hideously overpriced, they go from borderline obscene to actually obscene with just the pull … Continue reading

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Drumpf flip-flops, hedges, and bullshits. So what’s new?

Oh! And he also said NATO was obsolete…until suddenly, it wasn’t. Well, Donnie? Which IS it? Oh sorry. I didn’t realize you had your mouth full of cake. Jeebus.

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Pepsi + Kendall Jenner = BADvertising

There isn’t much to say here that hasn’t already been said, other than WTF WERE YOU THINKING, PEPSI-CO? Protest is NOT something you just commercialize for your own gain. You are part of the capitalism problem, not the solution. Stay … Continue reading

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