Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Stupid Sex Tricks: Bummer jeans for the bourgeoisie

Yes, those are jeans that unzip all down the crotch, from front of waist to back. And all down the legs, as well. They’re hideous, they’re hideously overpriced, they go from borderline obscene to actually obscene with just the pull … Continue reading

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Drumpf flip-flops, hedges, and bullshits. So what’s new?

Oh! And he also said NATO was obsolete…until suddenly, it wasn’t. Well, Donnie? Which IS it? Oh sorry. I didn’t realize you had your mouth full of cake. Jeebus.

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Pepsi + Kendall Jenner = BADvertising

There isn’t much to say here that hasn’t already been said, other than WTF WERE YOU THINKING, PEPSI-CO? Protest is NOT something you just commercialize for your own gain. You are part of the capitalism problem, not the solution. Stay … Continue reading

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Leah McLaren, WTF?

Yes, this IS pre-emptive brain bleach. Trust me, you’re going to need it. You have been warned. So a friend of mine PM’d me on Facebook today, asking if I thought Leah McLaren was worthy of wanklisting. She linked a … Continue reading

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Stupid Sex Tricks: Forget spycrowaves. How about spybrators?

Relax, your nuker isn’t spying on you. But if you bought this internet-capable sex toy, guess what? You’re about to have your privacy invaded on a whole new level: Two anonymous women who alleged an Ottawa sex toy company was … Continue reading

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Cambodia’s “war debt” is bullshit

Ever wonder what’s been going on in Cambodia since Pol Pot became history? Well, a few things have: It’s become a high-water mark of sorts for human rights abuses, with one third of the country’s people killed in a genocide … Continue reading

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Drumpf’s “answer” to concerns about antisemitism? “Enthusiasm”. WTF???

The only thing I can draw out of this is that Drumpf thinks that antisemitism is the “enthusiasm” that got him where he is right now, and that if it won him his very slim Electoral College margin (and not … Continue reading

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Is Der Drumpf reading my blog?

Further to my entry from the other day, this happened. And it’s bizarre as fuck: Seriously, though: CAN he read? HAS he done the homework assignment? Because he sounds just like the lazy kid from high school who tries to … Continue reading

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Wear the Bern!

Meet the latest unlikely fashion icon: Yes, it’s Bernie Sanders. And his reaction to the Balenciaga “Bernie” line is adorable and priceless. And wow! Who knew that I was so fashion-forward? I’ve been wearing ratty old oversized sweats and hoodies … Continue reading

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Is Der Drumpf illiterate?

David Pakman sure seems to think so… …and he’s got me wondering as much, myself. Now, I’m not sure who “the Canadian police” he’s referring to are. Is it a police force in a specific Canadian city, e.g. Toronto? A … Continue reading

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