Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Stupid Sex Tricks: Forget spycrowaves. How about spybrators?

Relax, your nuker isn’t spying on you. But if you bought this internet-capable sex toy, guess what? You’re about to have your privacy invaded on a whole new level: Two anonymous women who alleged an Ottawa sex toy company was … Continue reading

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Cambodia’s “war debt” is bullshit

Ever wonder what’s been going on in Cambodia since Pol Pot became history? Well, a few things have: It’s become a high-water mark of sorts for human rights abuses, with one third of the country’s people killed in a genocide … Continue reading

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Drumpf’s “answer” to concerns about antisemitism? “Enthusiasm”. WTF???

The only thing I can draw out of this is that Drumpf thinks that antisemitism is the “enthusiasm” that got him where he is right now, and that if it won him his very slim Electoral College margin (and not … Continue reading

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Is Der Drumpf reading my blog?

Further to my entry from the other day, this happened. And it’s bizarre as fuck: Seriously, though: CAN he read? HAS he done the homework assignment? Because he sounds just like the lazy kid from high school who tries to … Continue reading

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Wear the Bern!

Meet the latest unlikely fashion icon: Yes, it’s Bernie Sanders. And his reaction to the Balenciaga “Bernie” line is adorable and priceless. And wow! Who knew that I was so fashion-forward? I’ve been wearing ratty old oversized sweats and hoodies … Continue reading

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Is Der Drumpf illiterate?

David Pakman sure seems to think so… …and he’s got me wondering as much, myself. Now, I’m not sure who “the Canadian police” he’s referring to are. Is it a police force in a specific Canadian city, e.g. Toronto? A … Continue reading

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Bananas.

Q. How stupid are Brexit voters’ reasons for voting Brexit? A. THIS stupid. “It was bananas what did it for you?” Yes, really. Bananas — one straight one — apparently convinced this woman to throw her vote away on an … Continue reading

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Q. How do you spell sexist in Portuguese?

A. T-R-I-F-E-N-E. Like this: “Meeting your ex on the street with his new girlfriend. There are pains only women know. Trifene 200 rapidly relieves pain.” As my Portuguese friend Tomás says, considering the number of men who murder their partners … Continue reading

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The PeeOTUS.

So, last night, THIS happened. The whole world found out that Der Drumpf…is really, REALLY into pee-pee: Nice choice of highlighter colors there, eh? Yeah, I’ve got a million juvenile jokes on the brain today, just like everyone else who’s … Continue reading

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A major WTF on Moroccan TV

A Moroccan TV channel is under fire, at home and abroad, for featuring a segment on how to cover up facial bruising caused by domestic violence. (Pro tip: “Use the yellow foundation, the white one lets the punch marks show … Continue reading

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