Category Archives: The WTF? Files

Dems blame Bernie for WHAT, now???

I knew something stupid was afoot last night when a Facebook friend had an “I hate Bernie because REASONS” meme in her feed. And lo and behold, there it is. First they blame Bernie — who could have WON them … Continue reading

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Baby Jesus and Alex Jones have semen on the brain

That’s right, folkies…they both got triggered (to wank on the air, or at least the Internet) by a gnarly vein in Barack Obama’s temple. Honestly, these ‘wingers obsess more about sex than people actually HAVING sex ever do. And oh, … Continue reading

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It’s not the tequila, Don. It’s YOU.

Holy shit. You have GOT to see this… And if you thought the mike-drop was immature, and the camera-circling thing was creepy, listen to the parts that Sam & Co. read aloud. My only question is, what fucking idiots voted … Continue reading

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Saudi camels get WHAT???

No, seriously…they get Botox. And that’s not all: The annual contest has been moved from its previous venue in the desert to the outskirts of the capital Riyadh, where a jury rates tens of thousands of camels based on their … Continue reading

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Dafuq did I just see?

I’m not at all sure what was going on here at the “Alt”-Right Night of the Walking Damned, but I have my theories… …and my main theory (my conspiracy, allegedly) is that this is pretty much the worst stand-up comedy … Continue reading

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Alex Jones justifies his sexbot purchase

Oh man, you have GOT to hear this: So, basically, Alex just made up a whole new loopy homophobic conspiracy theory…to justify the fact that he spent several thousand dollars on a custom-built robot that can’t say no to him … Continue reading

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Crikey! Fireworks barge explodes in Australia!

Well, that was quite some way to ring in the New Year, and in one of the first countries to cross that mark, too. Happy New Year all the same, dear Aussies and guests on that beach…I hope you’re all … Continue reading

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Oh, fucking hell.

Whoever in Israel signed off on this idiotic notion, you’re gonna regret that. Maybe. If the whole region doesn’t blow up before this planned station is inaugurated, that is. Good luck with that whole peace process you’ve just thrown down … Continue reading

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“Alt”-right anti-SJWs try to ruin Star Wars, fail epically

Trolls trying to pre-emptively ruin the latest Star Wars film by leaving bad reviews before they’ve even had a chance to see it, based on shit they read on the internet that’s got their underoos in an uproar? Yup. Business … Continue reading

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Q. Is Donnie serious about normalizing relations with Cuba?

A. Are you serious? FUCK NO. Look who he wants to send as a diplomat — not even an ambassador, just a “diplomat” — to the island: The Trump administration has named career diplomat Philip Goldberg to head the all-but-abandoned … Continue reading

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