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Wankers of the Week: Thoughts ‘n’ Prayers

Crappy weekend, everyone! This week, I’m dead tired of all the bullshit going down. I’m in a contemplative frame of mind, and you know what that calls for? That’s right, thoughts ’n’ prayers! So, with no further ado and in … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Pride under fire

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about that latest fucking massacre. I don’t know what to say, beyond Hey! At least now we know for certain that LGBT people in the bathroom will never be even a fractal fraction of the … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Swimming in a sea of rape culture

Crappy weekend, everyone! If you’re wondering what all that literal crap floating around you is, it’s called rape culture, and we’re all soaking in it. Time to start fishing those gungy smelly lumps out of the water, eh? And this … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Chicken à la Drumpf

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that Drumpf-Bernie debate that never happened, even though Der Drumpf got someone else to pay for it. Guess what that makes him? Yup…Buk buk buk BAWWWWWK! Ahem. And now that we’ve seen his true … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Elbowgate (#ThankYouStephenHarper)

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that Elbowgate mini-scandal? People are still talking about it, if you can believe that. And none of them have an intelligent word to say, unless it’s what my friend Pale here says: You’re all … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Yellowstone Dorks

Crappy weekend, everyone! And RIP, adorable baby bison, who really didn’t need to warm up inside some fool tourist’s car. Well, now they know not to interfere with nature. And now you know, too. And what else do you need … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Boogity boogity boo!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Friday the 13th to one and all. So, what’s lurking in your bushes? Nothing to be scared of, unless it’s one of these losers…in which case, be afraid, be VERY afraid, because here … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Der Drumpf’s Taco Bowl of Shame

Crappy weekend, everyone! That roiling in your gut? Must be all the undigested (and indigestible) news you’ve swallowed this week. The junk-food peddlers of politics and media have been working overtime to bring the crud de la crud straight from … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Bathroom Bandits, part D’oh

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all you bathroom bigots out there. You’re not the only game in town, but you sure are a fixture in here. Sort of like a very dirty, broken toilet. And here’s … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Never forget 7-11!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Earth Day to all. This week’s wankapedia is dedicated to all victims of 7-11, whoever they may be. No doubt they’re all gathered around the Great Slurpee Machine in the Sky. Meanwhile, here … Continue reading

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