Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: The Sniveling

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about that debate. Don’t worry if you didn’t watch it, you didn’t miss much…and what you did miss, well, I’ve got the highlight reel anyway. As for the lowlights, here they are, in no particular … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: A bowl of Shittles

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy fall to one and all, unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere, in which case, crappy spring! Whatever season you’re in, though, one thing is universal: WANKERS. And this week they are, in no particular order: … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: A basket of deplorables

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about a handbasket full of people who really should go to hell? Yes, it’s Der Drumpf and all his ilk, some of whom are actually proud to be called deplorable and even wear shirts proclaiming … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Taco trucks. Taco trucks EVERYWHERE!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Holy frijoles, the taco trucks are rollin’. They’re even making good on being Drumpf’s biggest nightmare, as they register voters and feed ‘em delicious Mexican munchies on the side. Meanwhile, it also looks like the Treaty of … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Stand up for WHAT?

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that Colin Kaepernick? I don’t follow football, being a sports agnostic of sorts, but everywhere I looked, there he was, and there was also some asshole claiming he didn’t have a right to do … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Burkinis and burks and barf, oh my!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that burkini ban. It got a hard beatdown in the French courts today — a moment of sanity, albeit an increasingly rare and tenuous one, given the tone of the times. France is under … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Drumpfington Monument

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a big bottle of eye-bleach to everyone who’s had the pleasure of viewing Der Drumpf in the buff, even if only as a chunk of butt-ugly statuary. You people have my most sincere sympathies. These people, … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Blame it on Rio

Crappy weekend, everyone! And welcome to the Wankolympiad. Blame the summer, blame the heat, blame it on Rio (and that fart-smelly green diving pool), blame whatever, but the silly season is now upon us. And yes, it’s replete with wankers. … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Sacrifices of Donald Drumpf

Crappy weekend, everyone! And what a long, strange week it’s been. We found out that Der Drumpf has indeed made sacrifices, although I suspect they’re of the burnt-human-offering type, and don’t involve himself or any of his kids. At least, … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Russkies are coming! The Russkies are coming!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to my US friends, especially the Bernie Bros and Bernie-dettes. Sorry, folks, that your candidate got backstabbed, lied about, cheated, and ultimately, you got ripped off too. Surprise! The DNC convention was … Continue reading

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