Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: Roger Fucking Ailes Memorial Edition

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the late unlamented Roger Fucking Ailes, may he rot in hell. He will be eternally reviled. But at least his cursed name will never be listed here again. These people, on … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Stoopidgate

Crappy weekend, everyone! And what a crappy week it’s been. Teh Stoopid has not only broken out all over the place, it’s erupted…like a bad case of boils. I’m not even going to list the main cause of it all … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Andrew Jackson is angry!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Hey, did you know that Andrew Fucking Jackson saw the Civil War coming, even though he died sixteen years before it began, and was mad about it? True story! I know because Der Drumpf told me so. … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Greater Again Already!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the White House Squatter in Chief. You made it to 100 days in office, and that’s including all the weekends you went golfing at Mar-a-Lago on the taxpayer dime after promising … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Mother of All Bozos

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donald Fucking Drumpf, who, against all odds, has just passed the hundred-day mark of his farcical presiduncy. And accomplished literally NOTHING he promised to do, although he certainly did stage one … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Flyin’ the Unfriendly Skies

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Easter to all who are celebrating it. Just a word of advice to those who have to fly this weekend: Stay the hell off United Airlines, whatever you do. You already know why, … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: People who just need a Pepsi

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to whoever made that god-awful Kendall Jenner ad for Pepsi. You people were really on top of your game there, weren’t you? Yeah…ain’t nobody drinkin’ Coke now, because they’d just be spraying … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Gettin’ teed off

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Drumpfy himself, who’ll be golfing YET AGAIN this weekend. How do I know? Because that’s what he does every weekend, rather than working his fat ass off like he swore he’d … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Big Bigot’s Big Headache

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donald J. Fucking Drumpf himself. Dude, when you fail, you do it bigly. You had the White House, the House, the Senate…and yet, Obamacare still lives and you failed to replace … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: My spycrowave knows all your secrets!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy St. Patrick’s Day to all the Irish folks out there. Special shout-out to one of them whom the Irish are reluctant to claim, Kellyanne Fucking Conway, who as usual supplied all the (inadvertent) … Continue reading

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