Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: Mr. Drumpf goes to the UN

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to the imaginary citizens of Nambia, who I’m sure are thrilled that Donnie the Dotard’s friends are coming to exploit them while his sons come to shoot all their wildlife into extinction. … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: There goes Irma, here comes José…

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to everyone in hurricane country, where the water is filthy and the suffering has no end in sight. May you soon get back on your feet again, and may nothing else afflict … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Here comes Irma!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one, no doubt, for everyone in the path of Hurricane Irma. May you all find safe shelter quickly, and may you lose nothing of value…unless you are a grifter-turned-presidunce or a right-wing politician … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Hurricane Donnie hits Houston

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the unlucky folks in Houston, who are treading water right now, STILL. Hang tight, y’all, you haven’t been forgotten, even if your presidunce HAS decided to turn your misfortune into one … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Total Eclipse of the Fart

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donnie, who is once again MIA (and a cowardly fuck) as a disaster is about to strike the coast of Texas. It’s almost enough to make one nostalgic for Dubya and … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Tiki torch terrorists

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all the Internet tough guys who thought they could take their frog-worship trolling prime-time by cleaning out the tiki-torch section at their local Wal-Mart. Looks like that fascism re-branding effort is … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Here come da judge…

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the Drumpf Crime Family, bless all their soon-to-be-indicted asses. Been nice knowing ya, folks, but it will be so much nicer (and the air will smell so much cleaner) when nobody … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Donnie’s Boy Scout Jamboree

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to all the Boy Scouts in Donnie’s paid-off cheering section at the jamboree. That’s going to come back to haunt you guys when you grow up. And here’s who else was worse … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Dr. Who is a WHAT?

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all the dudes who claim their childhoods — which are all behind them now — have been taken from them by a female Time Lord, also named Dr. Who, just like … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Friends of Jayden K. Smith

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a très crappy Bastille Day to all my French readers. Désolée que vous avez eu l’ennui de voir le Drumpf sur votre sol. It must have been even more annoying than the Facebook hoax that took … Continue reading

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