Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: Big Bigot’s Big Headache

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donald J. Fucking Drumpf himself. Dude, when you fail, you do it bigly. You had the White House, the House, the Senate…and yet, Obamacare still lives and you failed to replace … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: My spycrowave knows all your secrets!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy St. Patrick’s Day to all the Irish folks out there. Special shout-out to one of them whom the Irish are reluctant to claim, Kellyanne Fucking Conway, who as usual supplied all the (inadvertent) … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Drumpf’s tinfoil is getting tighter

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the tinfoil hatter who’s still, inexplicably, squatting in the White House. I bet he’s feeling those walls closing in, judging by how many weeks in a row now he’s spent in … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Oops, Kellyanne did it again…

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Kellyanne Fucking Conway, who seems to be having yet another week from hell. I kinda-sorta feel you, girl…up to a point. I mean, I haven’t sat on my feet, on a … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Last Night in Sweden

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about “what happened last night in Sweden”? What do you mean, nothing happened? Oh yeah, that’s right…the Swedes actually said so themselves. Well, dang, at least it was good for some laughs and memes, right? … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Goin’ off the rails

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about them Blue Jays…no, wait, it’s not baseball season yet. You know it’s a bad time for politics when even a sports agnostic like me has to go fishing around for THAT topic of conversation, … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Massacre of Bowling Green, Part D’oh

Crappy weekend, everyone! And welcome to the ongoing terror that is the Massacre That Never Happened. But hey! Who needs facts when you’ve got “alternatives”, right? Better to go through life dumb, scared, and paranoid out of your skull than … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Massacre of Bowling Green

Crappy weekend, everyone! And hats off to whoever photoshopped that old book cover. It’s little wonder that the original is selling out all over the Internet, because President Gas is President Gas again. And nobody even likes Big Brother. And … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Alt-Facts for the Alt-Right, Post-Truth Era!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a really crappy Holocaust Remembrance Day to all my friends. Damn, it’s becoming especially meaningful this year, isn’t it? Yeah. And that’s really saying something, considering what a post-meaning world we’re now suddenly living in. Lies … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Drumpf Inaugural Farce

Crappy weekend everyone! And a bigly YUGE crappy one to my friends south of the border. Sorry, folks. I don’t envy you one bit right now. But one good thing about all this: You’re resisting. You’re staying away from him … Continue reading

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