Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: Bathroom Bandits, part D’oh

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all you bathroom bigots out there. You’re not the only game in town, but you sure are a fixture in here. Sort of like a very dirty, broken toilet. And here’s … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Never forget 7-11!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Earth Day to all. This week’s wankapedia is dedicated to all victims of 7-11, whoever they may be. No doubt they’re all gathered around the Great Slurpee Machine in the Sky. Meanwhile, here … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Bathroom Bandits

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy weekend to all the states currently with, or mulling, anti-LGBT laws on their books. I hope you enjoy being boycotted, and I hope you lose pots of money, you losers. And speaking of … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Panama Poopers

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about them Panama Papers? The fun’s just begun, and already my head is swimming. Yours too? Well, give it a shake, because there will be miles to go — and reams of data to sort … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Rob Ford Memorial Edition

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about that Rob Fucking Ford? They say you’re not supposed to say anything but good of the dead, so here goes: He’s dead? GOOD! Ahem. He’ll be kinda-sorta missed around here, since he was such … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Bad Friday

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Easter weekend to all who observe it. Know what else I’m observing? Yes, that’s right: Wankers in the wild! And here they are, in no particular order: 1. Marine Fucking Le Pen. All … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Drumpfed!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a buttload of congratulations to the lovely, windy city of Chicago, whose wide-awake citizenry blew away the biggest gasbag in present-day US politics in a massive show of sense and solidarity. Good job, Chicago, and more … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Nancy Reagan Memorial Edition

Crappy weekend, everyone! This week, we pay tribute to the late Nancy Reagan, whose legacy is the disastrous “Just Say No” anti-drug campaign, and whose finest hour was the one in which she turned her back on an old friend … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Drumpf!

Crappy weekend, everyone! This week’s wankapedia is brought to you by the letter D. D is for Donald, D is for Drumpf — that’s his real surname, and it rhymes with Sumpf, which is the German word for swamp. I’m … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Shit Awards

Crappy weekend, everyone! In honor of this past week’s Brit Awards (and in lieu of any more exciting theme presenting itself for this week), today’s wankapedia will be known as the Shit Awards. And with no further ado, in no … Continue reading

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