Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: Shithole Countries

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to all the folks from what Donnie has characterized, in his quaint and charming, oh-so-refined colloquial way, as “shithole countries”. Coming from someone who heads up a country most famous, recently, for … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Stable Geniuses, Inc.

Crappy weekend, everyone! I dunno about you, but I’m feeling awfully dumb and unstable lately. Kidding! I’m just doing what comes naturally to SOMEone who shall (at least for now) go unnamed…namely, lying my ass off. Yes, it’s been one … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Donnie’s Big Red Button

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to everyone who’s being hit with rotten winter weather right now. Just remember, folks, Donnie the Cuck says global warming isn’t happening! Which goes to show you how much HE knows. And … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Year-End Yahoos of 2017

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a crappy New Year to one and all. Welp, kiddies, it’s getting down to the wire…last wankapedia of what was, indubitably, a very shitty year. One I’ll be glad to see the back of. Along with … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Crappy Holidays!

Crappy weekend, everyone! We’re getting down to the wire…it’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve, and you know what that means? Right: PANIC! No, I’m not talking about all you last-minute shoppers out there. I’m talking about these all-the-time shitheads, who are … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Treason for the Season

Crappy weekend, everyone! It’s now less than ten days till Xmas, and you know what I’m singing? That’s right…it’s the most blunderful time of the year! And here’s who bumbled their way onto my shitlist this week, in no particular … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: No more reindeer games

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy December to one and all. It’s that time of year again…when the pre-holiday tensions start to mount, and the wanks and stupidity mount with them. And here’s who’s flying by the seat of … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Donnie’s No-Good, Very-Bad Week

You know I do, baby. Crappy weekend, everyone! By now it’s obvious just how bad a spot the US of Amnesia is in, with Donnie the Dictator at the increasingly unsteady helm. It’s obvious that he’s demented. It’s obvious that … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Happy Amurrican Wanksgiving!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all the turkeys Donnie pardoned…and I don’t mean the ones with feathers. If you thought the balloons at the Macy’s parade were full of hot air, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The cream in the Keurig covfefe

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a super-duper-double-looper crappy one to all the feckin’ eejits out there who smashed their coffee machines in the name of protecting a pious hypocrite who never met a girl he couldn’t molest…unless she was over 18. … Continue reading

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