Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: The Drumpf Inaugural Farce

Crappy weekend everyone! And a bigly YUGE crappy one to my friends south of the border. Sorry, folks. I don’t envy you one bit right now. But one good thing about all this: You’re resisting. You’re staying away from him … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Drumpfocalypse Inches Nearer

Crappy weekend, everyone! Brace yer ovaries and grab yer rosaries, the global nightmare is lurching closer every day. It’s Friday the 13th, Flight 666 has landed safely in HEL, and that’s not the scariest part. It’s now just one week … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: WWCFD?

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy New Year to you all, especially all you true Star Wars fans who rightly observed that the Rebel Alliance are fighting against fascism, not for it. May the Force be with you! You … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Year That Couldn’t End Soon Enough

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy New Year to one and all. Looks like 2017 is, indeed, going to be at least as crappy as 2016 has been. Let’s hope it’s not as full of death, at least not … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Crappy Unpresidented Holidays!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy holiday season to all and sundry, with a special note of Fuck Your Feelings to all the Deplorables who wore THOSE shirts, and who will soon be feeling the fuckery. Oh yes, very … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Damn Rooskies!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all you commie spies out there in Moscow, snurk. Don’t worry about the New Cold War, we’ve got you beat for cold weather here in Canada, easily. Just hand over the … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Cursin’ of the Year

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, the verdict is in, and guess who TIME Magazine’s person of the year is? Yeah…Adolf Hitler all over again. Only this time without the tailored uniforms and the shiny boots. But everything else is the same, … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Breakfast of Chumpions

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about that cereal-killer boycott by the Drumpfniks? As you can see by the title and the memes this week, it’s backfiring on them beautifully. Guaranteed that no one’s going to miss Bitefart’s measly readership by … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Black Friday White Fragility Special Snowflake Edition

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Black Friday/US Thanksgiving to all you good folks who are belching turkey fumes as we speak. Hope none of you got trampled (or shot) by any sale-crazed psychos out there today. On the … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Der Drumpf’s Transition Scream

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the denizens of the future Drumpfolandia. How are you liking the “transition” so far? With a team built on the basis of nepotism, racism, antisemitism, xenophobia and crapaganda, it’s sure looking … Continue reading

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