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Wankers of the Week: Black Friday White Fragility Special Snowflake Edition

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Black Friday/US Thanksgiving to all you good folks who are belching turkey fumes as we speak. Hope none of you got trampled (or shot) by any sale-crazed psychos out there today. On the … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Der Drumpf’s Transition Scream

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the denizens of the future Drumpfolandia. How are you liking the “transition” so far? With a team built on the basis of nepotism, racism, antisemitism, xenophobia and crapaganda, it’s sure looking … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Giant Meteor, part d’oh

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy Remembrance Day, the perfect capper for a crappy week when it seems like everyone forgot everything, right down to which fucking way was UP. If you’re wondering where I am in the midst of all … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Giant Meteor, 2016

Crappy weekend, everyone! Forget the Illuminati, folks, the Obliterati are where it’s at. And yes, their candidate is who you think it is. Or should I say, WHAT you think it is? Yeah. Anyhow, there it is. And here’s who … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Jack Chick Memorial Edition

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the late Jack Fucking Chick, the Grand Imperial Wizard of fundie religious tract authors, who finally and far too belatedly went to his just reward this week. May he burn in … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The suspense is killing me

Crappy weekend, everyone! And so it begins…the long and torturous wait for this election to finally be over, and for the ineligible tortoise to be pulled down from the post where he got left, God only knows how. The Post … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: By the WHAT???

Crappy weekend, everyone! And what a crappy one it is. I have a cold, and I have fifty wankers for you. And it easily could have been more, too, but who has time to read all that? Noooooobody! So, with … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Coulrophobia, baby. Look it up!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to all the creepy clowns congregating in the woods out there in advance of Halloween. Just standing there, lurking around and scaring the shit out of kiddies. And pissing off actual professional … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: The Sniveling

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about that debate. Don’t worry if you didn’t watch it, you didn’t miss much…and what you did miss, well, I’ve got the highlight reel anyway. As for the lowlights, here they are, in no particular … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: A bowl of Shittles

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy fall to one and all, unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere, in which case, crappy spring! Whatever season you’re in, though, one thing is universal: WANKERS. And this week they are, in no particular order: … Continue reading

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