Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: The Mother of All Bozos

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donald Fucking Drumpf, who, against all odds, has just passed the hundred-day mark of his farcical presiduncy. And accomplished literally NOTHING he promised to do, although he certainly did stage one … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Flyin’ the Unfriendly Skies

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy Easter to all who are celebrating it. Just a word of advice to those who have to fly this weekend: Stay the hell off United Airlines, whatever you do. You already know why, … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: People who just need a Pepsi

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to whoever made that god-awful Kendall Jenner ad for Pepsi. You people were really on top of your game there, weren’t you? Yeah…ain’t nobody drinkin’ Coke now, because they’d just be spraying … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Gettin’ teed off

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Drumpfy himself, who’ll be golfing YET AGAIN this weekend. How do I know? Because that’s what he does every weekend, rather than working his fat ass off like he swore he’d … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Big Bigot’s Big Headache

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donald J. Fucking Drumpf himself. Dude, when you fail, you do it bigly. You had the White House, the House, the Senate…and yet, Obamacare still lives and you failed to replace … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: My spycrowave knows all your secrets!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy St. Patrick’s Day to all the Irish folks out there. Special shout-out to one of them whom the Irish are reluctant to claim, Kellyanne Fucking Conway, who as usual supplied all the (inadvertent) … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Drumpf’s tinfoil is getting tighter

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to the tinfoil hatter who’s still, inexplicably, squatting in the White House. I bet he’s feeling those walls closing in, judging by how many weeks in a row now he’s spent in … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Oops, Kellyanne did it again…

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Kellyanne Fucking Conway, who seems to be having yet another week from hell. I kinda-sorta feel you, girl…up to a point. I mean, I haven’t sat on my feet, on a … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Last Night in Sweden

Crappy weekend, everyone! And how about “what happened last night in Sweden”? What do you mean, nothing happened? Oh yeah, that’s right…the Swedes actually said so themselves. Well, dang, at least it was good for some laughs and memes, right? … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Goin’ off the rails

Crappy weekend, everyone! Well, how about them Blue Jays…no, wait, it’s not baseball season yet. You know it’s a bad time for politics when even a sports agnostic like me has to go fishing around for THAT topic of conversation, … Continue reading

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