Category Archives: Wankers of the Week

Wankers of the Week: The Scars and Stripes, Forever

Crappy weekend, everyone! Jesus, Mary and Joseph, aren’t you sick of all the winning yet? Yeah, me neither. Just as I’m not sick of all the massacres, blatant hypocrisy, criminality and stupidity. And here’s who was perpetrating it all this … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Here come the indictments!

Crappy weekend, everyone! Is it too early to start humming “Here Comes Santa Claus”? Maybe. But I’m doing it just the same, because it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Or the winter of somebody else’s discontent. A veritable … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: A grab bag of grody

Crappy weekend, everyone! And crappy almost-Halloween! Pro tip for all you trick-or-treaters out there: Do NOT go to the White House this year, because their “treats”…are TRICKS. And nasty tricks at that, like putting your hand in a punchbowl and … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Ding dong, Donnie is doomed

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to Donnie, not that he needs to be wished it; he’s probably just glad that it’s over. We’ll be gladder when HE’s over. And here’s who else I wouldn’t mind seeing the … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Donnie’s Adult Daycare Centre

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all the unhappy souls trying desperately to hold Donnie Drumpf’s Adult Daycare, a.k.a. the White House, together in the face of that tantrumming toddler in the middle of it all. Nobody … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to Donnie the Dotard, who decided that the best way to solve the problems caused by Hurricane Maria would be a massive crapaganda offensive, including touting the non-existent “miracle” of Las Vegas. … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Taking a knee…to the groin!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to all the NFLers and everyone else taking a knee for justice, and against racism and police brutality. Kidding! I wish you folks the best. But here’s who deserves to take a … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Mr. Drumpf goes to the UN

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one to the imaginary citizens of Nambia, who I’m sure are thrilled that Donnie the Dotard’s friends are coming to exploit them while his sons come to shoot all their wildlife into extinction. … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: There goes Irma, here comes José…

Crappy weekend, everyone! And a very crappy one to everyone in hurricane country, where the water is filthy and the suffering has no end in sight. May you soon get back on your feet again, and may nothing else afflict … Continue reading

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Wankers of the Week: Here comes Irma!

Crappy weekend, everyone! And an especially crappy one, no doubt, for everyone in the path of Hurricane Irma. May you all find safe shelter quickly, and may you lose nothing of value…unless you are a grifter-turned-presidunce or a right-wing politician … Continue reading

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